An EVIL Harry Potter Survey - Includes Some Twilight and LotR Stuff

If vampires played a larger part in HP, they'd be on...

• The Dark Lord's side
• The Order's side (Voldy hates other immortals)
• Both. Like werewolves.
• They'd stay neutral. Like they did anyway.

The Death-Eaters would totally kick Volturi butt?

• Yeah
• No
• Who the heck are the Volturi?!

Who's your favorite Black(s)?

Please select all that apply.

• Sirius
• Regulus
• Bellatrix
• Narcissa
• Andromeda
• Sirius/Regulus's mum's portrait (She was cool.)
• Other?

Your favorite main Death-Eater(s)?

Please select all that apply.

• The Dark Lord himself
• Bellatrix
• Lucius
• Draco
• Severus

Favorite other Death-Eater(s)?

Please select all that apply.

• Walden Macnair (my fave)
• Fenrir Greyback
• Rodolphus Lestrange
• Rasbatan Lestrange
• Amycus Carrow (He was cool - I like spitting on people.)
• Alecto Carrow
• Augustus Rookwood
• Antonin Dolohov
• Peter Pettigrew
• Igor Karkaroff
• Crabbe
• Goyle
• Nott
• Mulciber
• Avery
• Barty Crouch, Jr.
• Regulus Black
• Yaxley
• Other?

Favorite Unforgivable?

• The ol' AK
• Cruciatus
• Imperius
• None - I don't like the Unforgivables!

Where would you rather live?

• Malfoy Manor
• Number 12 Grimmauld Place
• The Burrow (eeew)
• I'd stay at the Leaky Cauldron or Hog's Head

Should Scorpius date Rose?

• No! Scorpius should date and marry a pureblood!
• Yes
• No, cause their families don't get along.
• No (other reason)

Bellatrix would make Bella Swan cry?

• Yes! Bella Swan is wimpy...
• No! That's horrible!
• Bellatrix is a horrible woman and got what she deserved!

How irrelevent of you. Bellatrix enjoys being horrible...

• Um, I said yes
• I don't care
• That just proves how horrible she is!
• I HATE YOU!!!!!!

So, how do you want Bellatrix to kick the other Bella's butt?

• Physical violence
• Crucio!
• Chunk a knife at her like she did to Dobby.
• I DON'T! (well, you're no fun)
• Other (Tell me in comments, okay?)

And the Dark Lord would kick Edward Cullins's butt?

• Duh.
• NOOOOO!!!

I'm sick of talking about Twilight.

• Good.
• Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

The Death-Eaters would defeat - no, massacre - the Riders of Rohan?

• Definitely
• I don't know
• Nope
• Who the heck are the Riders of Rohan?!

How do you like this survey?

• It's stupid and irrelevent - I like it
• It's stupid and irrelevent - I hate it
• Neither stupid nor irrelevent - I like it
• Neither stupid nor irrelevent - I hate it
• Ur mean & I hate u (In this case, see below)

Good. That's what I want to be. :p

• Yeah, me too.
• That's awful!
• What?

Dark wishes

• You're horrible!
• Same to ya, friend!

One more thing!

• WHAT?!!
• Yes?

Gollum would kick Severus Snape's butt.

• Of course
• Nope
• Yeah, cause Snape's EMO! (I have nothing against emos personally...)
• Gollum wouldn't bother because Snape doesn't have the Precious.

The Dark Lord should make Gollum a Death-Eater after he kicks Snape's butt!

• Naturally...
• Gollum won't kick Snape's butt!
• Voldy would defeat Harry Potter if he stole the Precious from Gollum. Or Frodo.
• Snape needs to wash his greasy hair...