HEY YALL!!!!!!!.......................watsup? Take this survey! how is everyone? OHMEHGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I.... i......am too f.v.c.ked up..... ugh....... *3 cop cars come up right behind me* d@mn,
1. how is everyone? 2. OHMEHGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3. I.... 4. i......am too f.v.c.ked up..... 5. ugh....... 6. **3 cop cars come up right behind me** d@mn, wat took u guys so long? 7. (cop 1: miss, have you been drinking tonight?)..............? 8. uh.........maybe.....why???!?! 9. **cop searches me, then finally finds a 45 pound bag of marijuana in my camaro** yeah, i have a camaro...its awesome... 10. **cop punches me in the face** .....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! 11. **cop slams me flat on the ground** ah you motherfuc-... ooh a quarter 12. **cop gets on top of me and tries to hold me down, and i feel something small and hard press againts my back** 13. R.@.P.E IN THE FIRST DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14. **my awesome ninja monkey jumps on the cop and knocks him off** JAX, U SAVED ME!!! good monkey! 15. ....... 16. **jax walks to a dark alley, dragging the cop with him** ......... hehe have fun jax.