Funny Quotes And Times
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"Your eyes change in the light!" -Belinda
"Hey, that's Mr. Jackson! Wait can that be Michael Jackson!? No, because there's only ONE MICHAEL JACKSON!"-Belinda
"Oh my gosh, SQUASH!" -Me
"I made a new word, Yayzez!" -Me
"Those aren't dreadlocks, those are shitlocks!" - Unknown
"Oh, I'm gonna get my pencil back, or there's going to be a fight up in HERE!" - Me
"Then when you show your chest they leave, cuz then they saw all your Taco Meat, like that?" - Ray-Ray from MB
"We 'bout to hit the Haysack!" - Prodigy from MB
"You're such an evil person. You have all this evil inside of you." - Me
“STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME, MOM!”- Me
“Look at him with tape on his glasses, lookin' all techy.”- Kenny
"When life gets tough, just relax, and eat cheesecake!!''- Me
I'm a koala, like a BOSS- Soraya
Haha, he's got a MANLY FACE!- Jasmine
Duck, duck, duck, NIIGGA!!!- Paris
It's not my fault my meat got muscles!- Quantrell
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Me and my friend Jasmine are walking in the hallway, singing.
Jasmine: Ball so HARD...
Me: MothaFUCKAS WANNA FINE ME!!!
I said it REALLY loud, so teachers started to turn around.
Jasmine: Oh SHIIT, RUN!!!
And we ran away. :)
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My friend Belinda and my friend Brittany are arguing over Ray-Ray from Mindless Behavior.
Belinda: Ray-Ray's MINE!!!
Brittany: No, he's MINE!!
And my friend Paris walks over.
Paris: Ok, there are 2 Ray Rays: 1 from MB, and 1 grown asss man Ray-Ray. You get the Mindless Behavior Ray-Ray, and you get the grown asss man!
I'll post more later. :)
"Hey, that's Mr. Jackson! Wait can that be Michael Jackson!? No, because there's only ONE MICHAEL JACKSON!"-Belinda
"Oh my gosh, SQUASH!" -Me
"I made a new word, Yayzez!" -Me
"Those aren't dreadlocks, those are shitlocks!" - Unknown
"Oh, I'm gonna get my pencil back, or there's going to be a fight up in HERE!" - Me
"Then when you show your chest they leave, cuz then they saw all your Taco Meat, like that?" - Ray-Ray from MB
"We 'bout to hit the Haysack!" - Prodigy from MB
"You're such an evil person. You have all this evil inside of you." - Me
“STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME, MOM!”- Me
“Look at him with tape on his glasses, lookin' all techy.”- Kenny
"When life gets tough, just relax, and eat cheesecake!!''- Me
I'm a koala, like a BOSS- Soraya
Haha, he's got a MANLY FACE!- Jasmine
Duck, duck, duck, NIIGGA!!!- Paris
It's not my fault my meat got muscles!- Quantrell
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Me and my friend Jasmine are walking in the hallway, singing.
Jasmine: Ball so HARD...
Me: MothaFUCKAS WANNA FINE ME!!!
I said it REALLY loud, so teachers started to turn around.
Jasmine: Oh SHIIT, RUN!!!
And we ran away. :)
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My friend Belinda and my friend Brittany are arguing over Ray-Ray from Mindless Behavior.
Belinda: Ray-Ray's MINE!!!
Brittany: No, he's MINE!!
And my friend Paris walks over.
Paris: Ok, there are 2 Ray Rays: 1 from MB, and 1 grown asss man Ray-Ray. You get the Mindless Behavior Ray-Ray, and you get the grown asss man!
I'll post more later. :)
39 Comments
Lolz Funny XD
Lol! Hilarious
my favorite one - "When life gets tough, just relax, and eat cheesecake!!''
heres a funny time from me!
David:Lets do it!
Me: looking at him in horror
David: smacks his forehead our homework Susanna, our homework.
Me Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! Hehe my bad.
Lol! Thats hilarious!! XD
i know right! sometimes i swear i got my dirty mind form though! he is a complete pervert! i mean i would say some truly disgusting things. therefore quite a few things dont gross me out now unless its talking about myself. heheh
Lol yeah, some of my friends are like that too!
hmmmm hey do you like naruto? sorry of topic nevermind.
HAHAHAHHA
Lol, YAY COWS!!!!!! :D
Woah, that was random, but no, I dont like Naruto sorry!
Its fine just asking! blinks several times thinking. uhhh * looks around* LOOK A COW!!!!! RUN AWAY!!! Another qoute from me that i say when i have nothing else to think about.
lol ha XD that made my day xD
That's funny
Ur friends remind me of my friends....when their relaxed....
Brianna's comment was REALLY racist:P I'm sorry, I'm just one of those people who are STRONGLY against racism. I don't mean to be rude. and I have NOTHING against your friends!!:) I just didn't like what she said. And lol: I dropped my candy and I'm sad. here you go. THANK YOU MOM!!! loved that one:)
It's ok! After she said that, I hit her and said, "Brianna! Thats so racist!" But she's black and im black, so I didn't really take it personally. And you're not being rude, you're just stating your opinion. And yes, I was sad when I dropped my candy. :P
Lol LMAO
Ok, thanks for understanding!:) It's always sad when candy is dropped:( lol
Ikr, mom saved me heheh. XD