Funny Stuff You Shouldn't Care About

"I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy"-Genesis which probably stole it from somewhere else

"I'm not short! I'm just fun-sized!!!"-Chanel

"Look at my fruit fly! Look at how his giant head doesn't match it's tiny body!!"-me

"You look like your on drugs... I'm serious, u walk in the room looking like ur high"-Skye

"I had a dream that Jeremy was in a sumo-wrestling suit and he was fighting with this guy...."-me

".....I don't wanna talk to u anymore....(walks away)"-Priscila

"Imagine.... A constipated goat...."-me

"ok guys, get normal"-Mr.Waechter

Me:Look at my magical wand!(holds glow stick)
Miracle:Ooooh, wat r u gonna do?
Me:Avada Kadavera!
Miracle: :O Stupefy!!!
Me:(glow stick snaps and the filling spills on my hand)Aww, my hand's feeling numb now...

(in an airplane wit my friends!)
Me:( Singing at the tip of my lungs)
Genesis:Genesis(my name also)!! Ur desturbing everyone!
Me:IDC!!!(continues singing)
Principal's Wife:Who's singing? It's sooo annoying!
Me: :/ :( :'(