Things I wish I was allowed to do
title says it all
1. Dye my hair blond (even though I'm already blond)
2. Get pink streaks
3. Buy nail polish
4. Wear dangly earrings to school
5. Rip my school uniform to shreds
6. Burn our school's head of pastoral at the stake
7. Wear my own clothes to school
8. Bribe my teachers for good marks (with candy)
9. Throw stuff at the wall just cuz I'm angry
10. Throw all the plates in my house other than the cute Xmas ones on the floor
11. Ditch school (only sometimes, not always)
12. Kidnap my friends and take them to Romania in the boot of the plane (i hope the rumors of frozen bodies coming back to life are true)
13. Toilet-paper and throw eggs at every house on the block
14. Throw all the cans in Carrefour on the floor
15. Bite J__'s head off and blame it on the Boogy monster
16. Have a food fight at school in the whole cafeteria rather than just on my table
17. Put lipstick on my grandpa while he sleeps
18. Throw a hammer at my bedroom door so it gets stuck in the wood
19. Stalk Christy
20. Punch all the glass doors in my house so they break (I did that before with one of them)
21. Punch random keys on the piano in the middle of the night
22. Cut holes in our hideous curtains
23. Break into my school at night and steal all the books in the library
24. Rob a bank
25. Buy a lot of black and red shirts and re-tailor them to fit my style
26. Wear colored contact lens
27. Cut all my grandma's cigarettes in two
28. Go to Fun Dazzle
29. Put soap in the toilet resevoir
30. Throw a LOT of soap down a water slide so that the whole pool fills with bubbles
2. Get pink streaks
3. Buy nail polish
4. Wear dangly earrings to school
5. Rip my school uniform to shreds
6. Burn our school's head of pastoral at the stake
7. Wear my own clothes to school
8. Bribe my teachers for good marks (with candy)
9. Throw stuff at the wall just cuz I'm angry
10. Throw all the plates in my house other than the cute Xmas ones on the floor
11. Ditch school (only sometimes, not always)
12. Kidnap my friends and take them to Romania in the boot of the plane (i hope the rumors of frozen bodies coming back to life are true)
13. Toilet-paper and throw eggs at every house on the block
14. Throw all the cans in Carrefour on the floor
15. Bite J__'s head off and blame it on the Boogy monster
16. Have a food fight at school in the whole cafeteria rather than just on my table
17. Put lipstick on my grandpa while he sleeps
18. Throw a hammer at my bedroom door so it gets stuck in the wood
19. Stalk Christy
20. Punch all the glass doors in my house so they break (I did that before with one of them)
21. Punch random keys on the piano in the middle of the night
22. Cut holes in our hideous curtains
23. Break into my school at night and steal all the books in the library
24. Rob a bank
25. Buy a lot of black and red shirts and re-tailor them to fit my style
26. Wear colored contact lens
27. Cut all my grandma's cigarettes in two
28. Go to Fun Dazzle
29. Put soap in the toilet resevoir
30. Throw a LOT of soap down a water slide so that the whole pool fills with bubbles
13 Comments
WOW! if you ever decide to do ANY of those call me up!! :D
FIRST COMMENT! :D
#5-9 nods head in agreement I'm with you there xD
....esspeacially 6 xD
LOL! me too XP
I'd like to do 27 to my Dad, and almost all of them except instead of getting pink streaks, I'd like purple and green even though my kinda-fav color is navy.
LOL
Ikr, lol, I'm just that awesome and funny.
that all sounds like a lot of fun. I actually did number 5 before, it was GREAT!
woah thats a big list
i actually ripped my uniform to shreds once wen i was 11 lol
I think you should do whatever you want (:
You only live once c;
yeah, but so does my mom, and i don't wanna give her a heart attack or anything XP
Hey, no one ever said you couldn't stalk me! Not even me! In fact, I'm kinda flattered. If we did all of those in one day, that would be the most awesome day in the history of awesome days!
#30 would be awesomee!! :)
they'd ALL be awesome! XP