Quotes
Chapter 1
funny quotes
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you
gonna drink that?”
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone
Life’s Tough . . . Get a Helmet!”
I used to be normail until I met those losers I call my best friends
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you
gonna drink that?”
Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone
Life’s Tough . . . Get a Helmet!”
I used to be normail until I met those losers I call my best friends



44 Comments
Haha cool :)
"If you can't explain it simply, then you don't understand it well enough"-Albert Einstein :)
hehe nizzzeee
i like them!!!
i like them too
love alwyz cookie monster aka belieber in justin bieber
Cool they rock
hehe pretty :) (love ones i mean)
hehe luv em!! :) :D (friendship)
aww... they're cool! I like the love quotes!
i think my faves r the life onez :) i luv life quotes :D
i don't like them i love them
Cool! :D