yo mama jokes

yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow,skittles poped out.
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo mama so fat when a school bus went down the road she yelled stop that twinkie!
yo mama so fat she walked down the road and they named it broadway.
yo mama so fat when a semi-truck hit her the driver yelled WHO THREW THAT ROCK?!?
yo mama so fat people jog around her for exersize.
yo mama so fat when she put on a red dress people yelled"HEY KOOLAID"
yo mama so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be continued..
yo mama so stupid she returned her m&ms 'cuz she thought they were W&ws