yo mama jokes 3

1)yo mama's so stupid she got mugged and said hey what about my purse you forgot it
2)yo mama's so fat she can't use a wheel chair she has to get a space ship
3)yo mama's so stupid she dropped her key and said hey i found someones key
4)yo mama's so ugly they put her in the zoo and and wrote warning don't look at this animal is really ugly
5)yo mama's so fat she got on a space ship and as soon as i took off i came back down to earth
6)yo mama's so ugly everyone says to her hey justin bever can i have your atoagraph oh never mind
7)yo mama's so fat she tried comiting susaside to go to heaven but then she fell back down
8)yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped your grandma
9)yo mama's so ugly she climb a tree fell down and must have hit every ugly branch on the way down
10)yo mama's so fat they hired her to go in the back of the plane and hold on and fart so it would go faster
11)yo mama's so horrable at singing god heard her singing and told thor to electracut her
12)yo mama's so stupid she opens the door while going to the bath room every time someone walks by
13)yo mama's so stupid she brought a news paper to the pool and said hey get out of my toilet
14)yo mama's so poor she went to a restront and order one of everything and at the end said will a penny cover it
15)yo mama's so poor she was shopping and said hey how much can a dime get me
16)yo mama's so ugly when she entered the mall a guy came up to her and said hey you just won a face job you really need one you nasty looking pig
17)yo mama's so smelly when she walking everyone one says hey it's the bmw(big mexican woman) curcus

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~juliana
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