yo mama jokes 4

1)yo mama's so heavy everyone's counfusing her with thores hammer
2)yo mama's so fat she got on a plane and when it was taking off it ran out of gas
3)yo mama's so fat her fat is bullet prof
4)yo mama's so skinny when she turns side ways she disappers
5)yo mama's so fat when she went to sea world and got the dolphine encouter she got on the dolphine and her and the dolphine sunk to hell
6)yo mama's so stupid she went to the store and yelled where are the cars this is the car dealer ship and whats with the stupid food every where
7)yo mama's so stupid i was playing baseball and asked her what postion she played and she said feetal postion
8)yo mama's so fat she was at the pool and went on the diving board and broke it
9)yo mama's so fat she has to have a stage crew following her to lable where she steted and the labels have to say fatazz
10)yo mama's so fat she went on a ride on disney land and broke it one thousand times before she got off
11)yo mama's so stupid she runs up to people and says my agents going to sue you
12)yo mama's so stupid she went to the dump asnd said hey im back son
13)yo mama's so stupid she hired people to post fatazz all over her room
14)yo mama's so fat her clock doesn't go coo coo it goes WAKE UP FAT AZZ
15)yo mama's so poor she can't afford to walk
16)yo mama's so poor she takes the stuff from the sewers
17)yo mama's so ugly they have to put another shirt on her head just so people don't commit sueaside
18)yo mama's so fat even her bird says hey fatazz how was work today

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