do you like this play/scit thingy i made up?
well do ya?
Chapter 1
Big Cow
BIG COW SKIT
SCENE 1: CEMETARY AT MIDNIGHT. CADY KNEELS IN MIDDLE OF THE STAGE, WHILE COOPER, LIAM, AND WILLIAM COME WALKING BY.
COOPER, LIAM, AND WILLIAM WALK OVER TO CADY.
LIAM: HEY CADY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CADY: TRYING TO SUMMON THE BIG COW. YOU WANNA JOIN?
CADY STANDS UP.
LIAM: SURE.
COOPER: OK.
WILLIAM: ILL JOIN TOO.
CADY: GREAT. BUT FIRST YOU WILL HAVE TO SOMETHING IN THE OFFERING PIT.
CADY POINTS TO OFFERING PIT.
COOPER: OK. HERE UM ... ILL PUT IN MY HAT! IT HAS SPOTTS.
CADY: GOOD.
LIAM: HMM ... I DONT HAVE HAT ...
LIAM CHECKS HIS POCKETS AND FINDS A PICTURE OF A COW.
LIAM: THIS SHOULD WORK.
CADY LAUGHS.
CADY: ITS PERFECT. WILLIAM WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WILLIAM: UM ... ID PUT IN MY JACKET, IF IT WASNT SO COLD.
WILLIAM: OH, IVE GOT IT! MY SOCK IT HAS BLACK AND WHITE SPOTTS.
WILLIAM TAKES OFF HIS SOCK AND PUTS IT IN OFFERING PIT.
CADY: GREAT.NOW REPEAT AFTER ME. BIIIG COW ...
EVERYONE: BIIIG COW, BIIIIG COW, BIIIIG COW, BIIIG COW-
WILLIAM: THIS ISNT WORKING IM LEAVING!
CADY: ANYWAY-
EVERYONE: BIIG COW, BIG COW, BIIIIIG COW, BIIIIG COW, BIIIIIIIIIIIG COW! BIIIIIG COOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!
WILLIAM WALKS ON STAGE DRESSED AS THE BIG COW. CADY BOWS, OTHERS BOW TOO.
CADY: BIG COW, IT IS AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.
BIG COW: MOOO. NOW SINCE YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH.MOO.
CADY: OK.
CADY FACES LIAM AND COOPER.
CADY: GOT IT. OUR WISH WILL BE STEAK.
BIG COW: IM SORRY, WHAT?
CADY: WE WISH FOR STEAK.
BIG COW: OH. UM ... OK, BUT FIRST LET ME GO GET MY COW WIFE.
CADY, COOPER, AND LIAM: STEAK!!!!!!!! WE ARE HUNGRY!
EVERYONE EXITS STAGE RUNNING.
SCENE 1: CEMETARY AT MIDNIGHT. CADY KNEELS IN MIDDLE OF THE STAGE, WHILE COOPER, LIAM, AND WILLIAM COME WALKING BY.
COOPER, LIAM, AND WILLIAM WALK OVER TO CADY.
LIAM: HEY CADY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CADY: TRYING TO SUMMON THE BIG COW. YOU WANNA JOIN?
CADY STANDS UP.
LIAM: SURE.
COOPER: OK.
WILLIAM: ILL JOIN TOO.
CADY: GREAT. BUT FIRST YOU WILL HAVE TO SOMETHING IN THE OFFERING PIT.
CADY POINTS TO OFFERING PIT.
COOPER: OK. HERE UM ... ILL PUT IN MY HAT! IT HAS SPOTTS.
CADY: GOOD.
LIAM: HMM ... I DONT HAVE HAT ...
LIAM CHECKS HIS POCKETS AND FINDS A PICTURE OF A COW.
LIAM: THIS SHOULD WORK.
CADY LAUGHS.
CADY: ITS PERFECT. WILLIAM WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WILLIAM: UM ... ID PUT IN MY JACKET, IF IT WASNT SO COLD.
WILLIAM: OH, IVE GOT IT! MY SOCK IT HAS BLACK AND WHITE SPOTTS.
WILLIAM TAKES OFF HIS SOCK AND PUTS IT IN OFFERING PIT.
CADY: GREAT.NOW REPEAT AFTER ME. BIIIG COW ...
EVERYONE: BIIIG COW, BIIIIG COW, BIIIIG COW, BIIIG COW-
WILLIAM: THIS ISNT WORKING IM LEAVING!
CADY: ANYWAY-
EVERYONE: BIIG COW, BIG COW, BIIIIIG COW, BIIIIG COW, BIIIIIIIIIIIG COW! BIIIIIG COOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!
WILLIAM WALKS ON STAGE DRESSED AS THE BIG COW. CADY BOWS, OTHERS BOW TOO.
CADY: BIG COW, IT IS AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.
BIG COW: MOOO. NOW SINCE YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH.MOO.
CADY: OK.
CADY FACES LIAM AND COOPER.
CADY: GOT IT. OUR WISH WILL BE STEAK.
BIG COW: IM SORRY, WHAT?
CADY: WE WISH FOR STEAK.
BIG COW: OH. UM ... OK, BUT FIRST LET ME GO GET MY COW WIFE.
CADY, COOPER, AND LIAM: STEAK!!!!!!!! WE ARE HUNGRY!
EVERYONE EXITS STAGE RUNNING.



2 Comments
Interesting XD =33
thanks i think im gonna do this scit with my friends for the talent show!