Some Humor

Hello. I will start this story as a fairy tale. Once upon a time. i am Lucky Kitten Mitten. dont ask me why my name is lucky kitten mitten. ask my mom. people go like: how are u lucky kitten mitten, and my last name is sitten, but people call me syoo. I woke up and saw an ambulance parked outside my building. guiness world records company was there because its the largest crowd in the world around the ambulance! wow i wanted to take a look at who is that loved person to have millions around him, but when i took a closer look, it was only the cat i killed, Ja! all of the ppl were crowding just cuz of ja! i went home and found rihanna picking her nose, and akon was eating some hay.i woke up and saw the ghost of ja. what do u want?! i cried but ja nodded and said "did you see drake offering akon some hay?" i nodded and we both laughed. when i woke up ja was waiting for me at the door i went into the corridoor with ja and found lady gaga turn into a monster!when we wnt outside, we saw some gangsters shooting a zombie, and walked on the road. then we found a nightclub and then we found a 7 year old driving a volksvagen and then saw lady gaga in a hamster wheel, then we found buddha. Then we walked on and saw Edward cullen with bella. we found lil wayne talking to himself then suddenly he said "ja! i found u" and they went together for ever n ever!