Random words to say to a stupid person
Please go ahead and read this funny pick up lines and random words.
1. You smell like pickles
2. Can you swallow gum without swallowing?
3. I like to sneeze bananas!
4. Are my feet green or yellow?
5. I like your face, do you like mine?
6. The sham wow dude is scary...
7. Bubble gum and chocolate add up fine in a everyday meal...
8. If you eat chicken alive, what happens to the chicken?
9. I can see your eye veins, can you see mine?
10. Aw, can you put the cat in the stove?
11. What is that... THING
12. Bye Bye pickle!
OK, please comment in the comment box for more lines of randomness for my next chapter! I better see the number of reads the same as the number of comments! Or else I will stalk you! :) Just Kidding!
2. Can you swallow gum without swallowing?
3. I like to sneeze bananas!
4. Are my feet green or yellow?
5. I like your face, do you like mine?
6. The sham wow dude is scary...
7. Bubble gum and chocolate add up fine in a everyday meal...
8. If you eat chicken alive, what happens to the chicken?
9. I can see your eye veins, can you see mine?
10. Aw, can you put the cat in the stove?
11. What is that... THING
12. Bye Bye pickle!
OK, please comment in the comment box for more lines of randomness for my next chapter! I better see the number of reads the same as the number of comments! Or else I will stalk you! :) Just Kidding!
12 Comments
Lol, those are weird things to say xD I wanna read more
Awww, thank u!
Haha, more. :)
Ok! I will try!
Awesome.
LOL!
I hate stupid people! thx!
LMFAO!!!! My fave is "I like your face do you like mine". Im using that on my crush...
Vote up. :-)
THE SHAM WOW DUDE IS SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U know who he is? :D COOL!
Vote up XD
Lolest!!