Funny Sayings Of The Week :P
Just some sayings I know... :)
Sorry if I offend anyone, THEY ARE JUST JOKES :P
Chapter 1
Before And After Marriage
Before Marriage ~
Boy; Yes! At last. It's been so hard to wait.
Girl; Do you want to leave me?
Boy; NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl; Do you love me?
Boy; Of course! Over and Over!
Girl; Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy; No! Why are you even asking?
Girl; Will you kiss me?
Boy; Every chance I get.
Girl; Will you ever hit me?
Boy; Are you crazy? I'm not that type of person!
Girl; Can I trust you?
Boy; Yes...
Girl; Darling!
After Marriage
(Simply read the conversation from bottom up.)
Kinda funny but this better never happen!
Marriage is the type of relationship where one person is always right...
And then there's the husband...
Boy; Yes! At last. It's been so hard to wait.
Girl; Do you want to leave me?
Boy; NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl; Do you love me?
Boy; Of course! Over and Over!
Girl; Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy; No! Why are you even asking?
Girl; Will you kiss me?
Boy; Every chance I get.
Girl; Will you ever hit me?
Boy; Are you crazy? I'm not that type of person!
Girl; Can I trust you?
Boy; Yes...
Girl; Darling!
After Marriage
(Simply read the conversation from bottom up.)
Kinda funny but this better never happen!
Marriage is the type of relationship where one person is always right...
And then there's the husband...



16 Comments
hahahahaha i get it xDD
that was funny, but i hope that doesnt actually happen either!! lol though
LOL I've seen this before and it always cracks me up xD
XD hehehehe!
LOVED IT :)
LOVE IT!!! ESPECIALLY! THE LAST TWO LINES XD we can't help but being right :P
LOL that was funny, and a bit sad when you read it the other way
xx
hahaha lol!!!!!! This is way funny!!!!
LOLZ i saw this once on an app but its still
PRICELESS!!!!!!!! loloolooololzz the pee outta me!! XO =33
I love the last two sentences..it was funny.
LOL! XD