Red Vines, what the hell cant they do? (a starkid story)

( Ali and Anna are twins.)


"Hurry up Ali were gonna be late!!" I yelled. Ali, Anna, and I were all going to a showing of A very potter sequal and I was stoked!! We were all dressing up as characters oh the show. Anna was dressed as Devin (Cho Chang), Ali was Bonnie (Hermione), and I was Jaime (Ginny Weasley). Right now Ali was trying to get her hair to be the perfect amount of bushyness, but if you ask me it was over-bushed."Im coming!" She yelled back coming out of the bathroom. She looked perfect, actually we all did!"Alright! Cho, Herman, lets get out of here!" I said and we linked arms skipping out of our suit and heading for my truck. It was a big black,4x4, 4 door, silver chrome finishing. My most prized posestion [sp?]. It was my baby. When we got to the theature I handed Ali and Anna their back-stage passes, and put mine around my neck. We all ran to the back enterance and showed the security gaurd the cards of the passes. He let us through and instead of going straight to the area we were supposed to watch from we snuck behind the other curtains and into the area where the starkids were. Then all of a sudden I ran into somebody. I am a fairly light person so I topled to the ground from that small bump. "Oh! I am so sorry!" I heard a male voice say. A male voice that I recognized. That I had heard millions and millions of times from my computers speakers. It was Joey Richter! He held out a hand and I grabbed it, with awe that I was actually touching the Joey Richter's hand!!! He hauled me up, but he obviously didnt realise how light I was cause he pulled a bit too hard and I flew into his chest. "Sorry!.....Again." He said. "Its fine, Actually it was better than fine!" I said. He looked confused. "It was better than fine to fall?" He asked. I laughed. "No, it was better than fine to technically hug you." I said. "Aw shucks! thank you!!!" He said acting like a flattered little kid. We all laughed abit then Joey asked "Hey, you guys seem pretty cool, would you like to meet the rest of the starkids?" he asked. We all said yes, probably a bit too loudly, then we began to wakj, following Joey. Then all of a sudden he turned around. "Hey! I never got your names!" he said. "This is Ali and Anna, and I am Olivia, but you can call me Liv." I said. The others were still too starstruck to speak clearly and besides I had always been the more straight forward one and kind of the leader of the pack. "Nice, and you obviously already know me so lets get goin...." he said and we kept walking untill a girl came up. It was Jaime! We starred at each other for a few seconds. [she was in her Ginny outfit already] "Its like looking in a mirror!" She exclaimed. Anna, Ali, and Joey laughed [my friends finally getting over their shock] but Jaime and I remained straight faced. Then we both had the same thought at once. We started to do mirror movements untill we heard a yell. "Hey! Thats Joey and I's move!" It was Darren Criss, the Darren Criss! He was walking towards us with a smile plastered on his face. I smiled as well. "Well Bonsieur Madamonselles! May I have the pleasure of knowing your names?" He asked. My friends giggled but I was had a bit more self-control. I held my hand out gracefully and said "Olivia Morris, but you may call me Liv, Monseiur Darren." I told him with a my best french accent and if I do say so myself is pretty good. He laughed and instead of shaking my hand he kissed it like French men did when greeting a woman. Then he turned to my friends. "Im Anna." Anna said blushing. "And I am Ali." Ali told him. He kissed their hands as well, with alot of giggles from them. We were introuduced to most of the other starkids and just hung out with them for a little while, watching them get in character. Then all of a sudden I heard somebody yell behing me "What the devil is going on here!?" I turned around to see JoMo (Snape) with his arms up holding his cape. I laughed. "Potter! 10 points from Gryffindor for this girl laughing!" he continued in his Snape voice. All the people playing Gryffindors groaned. "Thanks Liv!" exclaimed Joey and Darren at the same time. "Potter! Weasley! 10 more points each for speaking out of turn!" JoMo said. The Gryffindors groaned again. "Ten more points for Gro-" He started but everybody cut him off by yelling "WE GET IT!!!" He faked being shocked and hurt. "I was just trying to have some fun!" He said in a fake baby-like hurt voice. "Awwwwww! Its okay JoMo!" I said and gave him a hug. "Thank you girl I have never seen before." He said cheerfully. I laughed. "This is Liv." Joey said, "And this is Anna and Ali." he continued pointing at us each in turn. Then after hanging out for a while longer Matt Lang came and said that everybody had to go cause the show was about to start. We said good-bye but then Joey stopped us as we were about to leave. "Hey, were having a party tonight at the Starkid Manor and I was wondering if you guys would want to come?" He asked us. "Yes!" we all half-yelled at the same time. He laughed and said "Great! Meet me back here after the show okay?" We all agreed then made our way to where we would be watching from.
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After the show we all walked back to where we had told Joey we would meet him and found him waiting in a pair of jeans, a black shirt with neon green words saying 'Floo Powder Power, Floo Powder Power" and some Black and grey checkered vans. "You guys were wonderful!" Anna said when we got to him. "Glad you liked it!" he said. "I didnt like it," I told him with a straight face. At this he looked upset and hurt. "I LOVE it!!!" I exclaimed grinning. He laughed and said "thanks!" Ali sneezed. "Bless you." Anna said while Joey and I both said "Gazoontite!" we all laughed but Ali. Instead she groaned. "Are you okay?" I asked her. "I think Im sick." She said. Anna felt her forhead. "Your burning up!" She said. "I dont think I can go to the party." Ali said. "Its alright, just as long as you feel better." Joey said sympathetically. We all walked to my truck and I asked Joey. "Do you want to just follow us in your car and we will drop Ali off at our suit then follow you to the manor?" I asked. "Actually I just rode here with Holden so could I ride with you guys?" he asked. "Sure!" I replied. I got in the drivers seat while Ali and Anna sat in the back and Joey was in the passengers seat. We drove to the hotel and I said "We'll be right back." to Joey. He nodded and Ali, Anna, and I rode the elvator up to our room. We put Ali to bed then Anna said "I think im gonna stay here with Ali I dont want to leave her alone when she is sick." "You sure?" I asked and she nodded. "Alright then." I went to closet and pulled out a pair of skinny jeans, and my tight white 'SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot' tee shirt and a pair of neon pink vans. Then I pulled off my Ginny wig and brushed my, long, brown hair out. I then put on a team starkid neckalice and left yelling "Get better." as I ran out the door. When I got ourside I saw that Joey was already waiting in the drivers seat. "Nice outfit." He says. "Thanks, I like your floo powder power shirt!" I compliment him. "Thank ya greatly!" he replies. I laugh and he sets off for the Manor. We joke around and laugh the whole way there. When he pulls into the drive way I get out of the car and immediatly hear yelling, laughing, and blaring music from inside. He leads me up to the door, and opens it for me. "Thanks." I say. "No problamo!" he says. We walk in and immediatly get attacked by Darren, Jaime, JoMo, and Holden. "Its my hug girl!!!" JoMo yells and hugs me. I hug back then we both pull away as Jaime cries out "NO!!! She doesnt look like me anymore!! Waaa! I lost my twin!" I put my hand on her shoulder and said. "Deep down inside I am still Ginny!" I said and we theatrically hugged each other and gushed out stupid things like "I have missed you so much!" "Oh twin, Oh twin of mine!" ect. Before I noticed that everybody was starring and grinning, as well as laughing. I laughed too then yelled "OMG LUPIN!!!!" and gave Holden a hug. He laughed and I saw that he a beer bottle in his hand, so before he could say anything I said. "That smells like piss! OH GOD! Are you drinking piss!?" Everybody laughed and said "NO! here taste it! Its not piss!" i shook my head "Im too young." "How old are you?" He asked looking surprised "19, but I turn 20 in 3 weeks." I said. "HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!! LIV RULES!!" Jim yelled in his Goyle voice. I laughed and we all talked for a while before I heard a voice I recognized but hadnt met the owner yet. Joe Walker. "And may i aske who this is?" He asked coming in from down one of the hallways caring a case of red bull. He set the red bull down and came up to me holding out his hand. "My names Walker, Joe Walker." he said trying to impersonate James Bond. I shook his hand and said "My names Olivia Morris, but you can call me Liv." For probably the hundredth time that day. "well, Liv, would you like some red bull?" he asked picking up the case he had brought in. "Sure." I said. I grabbed one then Holded came running from where he had been, putting in a new CD. "DID YOU SAY RED BULL!?" He yelled. Then he saw the case. "GIMME GIMME!" he acted like a little kid. He grabbed a red bull then said "MINE!" and ran back to the stereo. I laughed and then teenage dream came on. "I LOVE THIS SONG!!!" I yelled and started to dance. Everybody else followed suit and soon everybody was screaming the words instead of singing along. "LET YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME IN MY SKIN TIGHT JEANS" I yelled with everybody else then all of a sudden I was hanging upside down and I felt somebody rubbed my knee. I yelped as I was being lifted but then saw Jim was holding me. "What are you doing!?" I asked him laughing. "You said you'd let me put my hands on you in your skin tight jeans and your wearing skinny jeans, plus there soft what kind of detergant do you use?" He asked. I laughed and said "I'll tell you if you put me down!" he set me down and said "Never mind!" then began running. "LIAR!!!!" I heard Jim yell in his Goyle voice. "What?" I heard Darren ask. "She said she would tell me what detergent she uses but she didnt!" Jim exclaimed. "AFTER HER!!!!" Darren yelled and soon the whole Starkid team was running after me. I laughed as I ran and i could hear there feet getting close. It was time to show them some of my acting skills. I 'tripped' and went sprawling. I did it perfectly. My head went right next to the wall and I made a thumping sound with my hand. I lay there and held my head pretending to shake with tears, I looked up a tiny bit and saw we were in the kitchen, I also saw that my head had landed in a fruit punch spill, gross but perfect. "Liv!" I heard people yelling. then Everybody crowded next to me. "Liv all you alright?" Lauren asked. I felt somebody feel my head and they said "Shes bleeding!" I was Joey. "What!?" Devin asked. "Her head in wet and there is red stuff all over!" Joey said panicking. Holden sat me up and helped me stand. Then I looked up and said "GOT YOU!" and began running again. "NO FAIR!" Darren yelled. "Ya! We thought you were hurt!" Joey called after me. "Its called acting you guys out of all people should know that!" I yelled back. Then the chase began...again. I had just turned into the living room again when I heard somebody right behind me. I was about to speed up when i felt strong arms around my waist and we went tumbling to the ground. It was Walker that had tackled me. We were both laughing as we sat up. I had landed on him. I looked up and saw everybody standing there most with raised eyebrows. I got up blushign slightly and helped Joe up. "Your fast!" he exclaimed still trying to catch his breath from the laughign and running. "Track star in high school." I told him. "Me too, thats probably the only reason I could catch you!" he said. I laughed then Nick exclaimed "Kareokee time!!" Everybody found a place on the couches. Joey, Walker, and Darren were all on one couch and I looked around everywhere was taken. I shrugged them walked over to the couch they were on. I plopped down on there laps. My head was resting on Walker's lap, middle on Joey's, and legs on Darrens. "Really?" Darren asked. "Yup!" i said cheerfully. "Why do I get the feet?" he whined. "Because..." I tried to think of a good reason. "because If you rub my feet I'll give you a shoulder massage later." I said. "Nope!" he said. "Fine! Be that way!" I got up and switched around. "Better?" I asked looking up at Darren from his lap. "Ya." he said with a smile. "But now I get the feet!" Walker complained, I groaned. "Fine! Same deal!" I said. He looked thoughtfull. "Ok." he finally said. He slipped off my vans and then my socks. "Nice nail job." he complimented. All of my nails were a diffrent neon color. As Bonnie went up to the mic Lauren had set up Walker began to rub my feet. He waas surprisingly good at it! Bonnie sang "What the hell" by Avril Lavigne. Then JoMo sang 'high school never ends' by bowling for soup. After him Dylan sang 'smoke alittle smoke' by Eric Church. After him Walker said "Hey! Why doesn't Liv sing next?" Everybody cheered and agreed oh crap I thought as Joey pushed me up to the mic. I had no clue what I was supposed to sing so I took out my Ipod and put it in the ihome the first song that came up I would sing. I went up to the mic and waited for the music. It started shiit! It was 'Sweet Sacrafice' by Evanescense. Probably the hardest song on my Ipod to sing. This song meant that I had to let go of my usual singing and let everything out like Evenescense i couldnt sing fakely it hurt my to do so. So I started singing.

It true, We're all a little insane
But its so clear, now that I am unchained
Fear is only in our minds
taking over all the time
Fear is only in our minds
but its taking over all the time

You poor sweet innocent thing
dry your eyes and testify
you know you live to break me
dont deny, sweet sacrifice

One day im gonna forger your name, and
one sweet day your gonna drown in my lost pain

Fear is only in our minds
taking over all the time
fear is only in our minds
but its taking over all the time

you poor sweet innocent thing
dry your eyes and testify
and oh you love to hate my dont'cha honey
im your sacrifice

(I dream in darkness, I sleep to die) [I sing this part softly]
(Erase the silence, erase my life)

Do you wonder why you hate?
Are you still you too weak
to survive your mmistakes?

You poor sweet innocent thing
Dry your eyes and testify
you know you live to break me
dont deny, sweet sacrifice.

I finshed then song and saw that everybody was starring at me with their mouths open and most with eyes wide. Oh no! I must have sucked! I thought but then all of a sudden everybody started clapping and cheering. I grinned, grabbed my ipod then went and sat down, this time on Walkers lap with my legs out on Joey and feet just barely on Darren's lap. He didnt complain this time. "How'd I do guys?" I asked. "Great!" Exclaimed Darren. "Wonderful!' Walker said. "you were supermegafoxyawesomehot up there!" Joey exclaimed, I laughed and said "Do you like reading shirts mister Floo powder power man?" I asked. "Maaaybee" He said. But then he looked mad. "Um no! I get the supermegafoxyawesomehot singer on my lap!" and he grabbed me and put me on his lap. "She was on my lap first!" Walker complained. Pulling my back onto his. "She was on mine second!" Joey said Pulling me back. They kept this up for a while untill Walker's arm went around my waist to pull me better and he tickled me on accidnt and I busted out laughing. "What the- SHE TICKLISH!!!" Walker yelled and started tickling me like crazy, I started laughing really hard and pleaded "stop! oh god stop!" but he didnt listen instead he picked me up, still tickling me (dont ask how he did it, Even I dont know :D) and sent me in the middle of the room on the floor and tickled me more. I laughed like crazy then everybody else ran over and began tickling me like if they didnt tickle me they were gonna die. I was lauging so hard now tears were streaming down my face! "Oh! Stop! Please! I cant breath!" I pleaded them. The really needed to stop! I had bad experiance with people tickling me for more than a few minutes. It had happened twince before and both time I had passed out from lack of breath. "guys ! Really! stop!" I gasped out. My gasps were starting to slow a little and I was getting dizzy. "Guys!" I gasped faintly then everything went blurry before I blacked out.
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"When do you think she'll wake up?" I heard somebody say. It was Darren. "I dunno, I dont have experiance with people passing out 'cause of being tickled!" I heard Joey reply. "Well how long has it been?" Darren asked. "4 and half hours." Joey told him. huh. I was usually only out for like 3 hours, I groaned. "Liv?" Joey and Darren said at the same time. I opened my eyes and propped myself up holding my head. "Liv, are you ok?" Joey asked. "Yeah, i guess." I said sitting up. "We're really sorry!" Joey said. "Well maybe next time you'll listen to me when I say stop tickling me, but its fine, its not the first time it has happened." i said trying to stand up, but I was too dizzy so I fell forward but thankfully Joey caught me. "Wow! Maybe you sould lay back down..." he said doubtfully. "Im fine," I told them, "Where am I?" I asked looking around. "One of the guest bedrooms in the manor." Darren replied. I nodded but stopped quickly cause that hurt a bit. I looked at my watch. It was 1:49 in the morning! "Wow! I should probably get going! Ali, and Anna are probably wondering were I am. Thank you so much for inviting me." I said and tried to walk to the door but stumbled as I went and Joey caugt me..again. "Im not letting you drive like that! I'll drive you home." he said. He walked me to my truck and helped me get in the passengers seat, then climbed into the drivers. "You know you've got a really nice truck!" he comlimented. "Thanks, it's my most beloved item, Its my baby." I said patting the dash board. "Im guessing you have a name for it?" He asked. "His name is Arsen. You know for Arsenal?" I told him. "Thats total Badas.s! Nice!!" He exclaimed. "Thanks." We were at my hotel now. "Hey," he said turning to look at me, "Thanks, you know for coming, and uh, sorry for the whole passing out thing." he said. I smiled. "Thanks for inviting me and it was no problem." I reasured him. "You know it would really suck if we never heard from you again 'cause everyone loves you!" he said. I laughed "thanks and here." I said I grabbed a sharpie out of the consoul and grabbed his arm. I wrote my number on it and then signed ~Liv