What if (My Chemical Romance style) 5!! MORE EPIC AND RANDOM

What if you caught Frank and Shokoni reading Candy magazine in your dentist's waiting area? (Candy is a girl mag, like a more mature version of Total Girl for those who don't know.)

Please select all that apply.

• WHAT?!
• Frank and Shokoni are gay?! I understand for Shokoni, but Frank?
• They're homo! I knew all along.
• I'll join them in reading the mag. :D
• I'll stare, act normal, sit beside them, and patiently wait for the dentist to call me.
• EEEEWWWWWWWWW... Inappropriate!
• I'll grab it from their hands and read it on my own. (Meanie! Somewhat. You might be doing the right thing in a different way!)
• Interrupt them and ask for autographs!
• Ask what they're doing there and why they're reading a girly mag.
• I'm telling Gerard!!! (me: Okaaaaayy...)
• They probably just wanna learn more about girls
• Other (comment-- seriously, tell me what you think!)

What if Frank said "Kobra Kid's the yummiest, I haven't tasted Fun Ghoul..." --lol, himself!--"...I tried Jet Star once and didn't like it; today I tried Party Poison and it was ok. XD"

Please select all that apply.

• .................
• *Wrong thoughts! *
• EEEWWWWWWW... What the hell are you talking about, Frank?!
• Frank!! I thought Gerard was the only one! (Frank: Do you even know what I'm talking about?!)
• Are those new candy flavors? Can I try?!?!
• What now? There are new drugs named after the killjoys?
• I never get you, Frank.
• Sometimes, Frank is incomprehensible.
• Ooohhh... I wonder what Fun Ghoul tastes like...
• I know what Fun Ghoul tastes like!!! (me: Really?! HOW?)
• Fun Ghoul tastes good... (me: WTF...)
• YUCK! I don't wanna taste Fun Ghoul! (me: You don't even know what was being referred to yet!)
• It's a new cocktail which consists of -toot- -bleep- and -woot-, and it all has to come from Frank! I'm so trying it out!!! (Me: Oh my effing Gee...)
• Kobra Kid is yummy?! I'll try him out!
• Kobra Kid isn't yummy, ew!
• Lol, he didn't enjoy Jet Star! XD
• He thinks Kobra Kid is yummier than Party Poison?! Whatever happened to Frerard?!?!
• Why does he think Party Poison tastes just ok?! I thought he loves him...
• Come on; just tell me what you mean! Is that some secret code?!
• Other
• I'll comment, just to know what you mean in this item. XP

What if, when the killjoys are having lunch Dr. D suddenly says "Who can I kidnap to buy lunch with me? *short pause * Grace!" then he tugs Grace to buy some quick lunch of rice and meat?

Please select all that apply.

• What the hell is going on in your mind, killjoy?!
• Eeeeeeeeeepic...
• I just don't know what to say...
• So random...
• Other

Gerard,Frank,& Grace are having a picnic on a stone table in a field.Gee doesn't feel very hungry, so he gives half of his spaghetti to Frank(eating a choco-chip cookie),while Grace nibbles a sandwich

Please select all that apply.

• Awwww... Like fathers and daughter!!
• WTF, happy family-- LOL!!!
• Can I eat some of your spaghetti, too? (hurry before it's too late...)
• Can I join?! (Sorry, Gerard and Frank already finished the spaghetti!)
• If Frank bites the cookie, then I eat the rest of it, does that mean I taste Fun Ghoul? Same for Gerard and a strand of spaghetti? (me: Think about it.)
• I'm picturing it, and it actually looks cute! (me: Okaaay...)
• Other (comment what you'd do!!)

Did you know that Eri was once seatmates with Frank in class, and they were both Chemistry nerds? They also had the knack of drawing anime during class!

Please select all that apply.

• Huh?! Isn't Eri with the enemy?
• I don't get it!
• WTF, Chem nerds?! Drawing anime in class?! WHAT?!?!
• Why aren't they fighting each other?!
• I don't know what to say or think anymore!!
• Other

Define Frank-cest (don't get the wrong idea)

Please select all that apply.

• Fun Ghoul x Revenge Frank or vice versa
• Bullets Frank x Revenge Frank or vice versa
• Bullets Frank x Black Parade Frank or vice versa
• Bullets Frank x Fun Ghoul or vice versa
• Revenge Frank x Black Parade Frank or vice versa
• Black Parade Frank x Fun Ghoul
• Frank x the waiter guy you know who looks like him XD
• Jamia impersonating Frank :P
• Gerard impersonating Frank during a Frerard moment :))
• Frank embracing his feminine side
• Frank being a girl, loving his masculine side (me: I'm not really sure about what I just typed!)
• Two people dressed as Frank making out
• A girl who looks like him and a guy who looks like him on a date
• The waiter who looks like him x you!!! (me: Hey!! >:O X///X >:O)
• Simply Frank over-obsessing with himself
• Frank cuddling with his pet dog which he dressed as Fun Ghoul or one of his former personas or characters
• Two gay guys who love him dressing up as him and doing IT...
• A Frank fan cosplaying as him, then hugging him in a concert
• His girl counterpart somewhere in the world (me: EHEM) admiring the awesome rockstar
• Other

What if the reason for Frerard not being as strong as before was really cause Frank bullied Mikey?!

Please select all that apply.

• FRANK, WHY?!
• Aww, brotherly love! But it's sad Frerard's broken... (me: NO IT’S NOT!!!!!)
• What do you mean "What if"?! It REALLY HAPPENED!!! Well, the bullying only, at least. Frerard is still there, believe me!
• Yeah, Frank really bullied Mikey (me: did/ does he?)
• How dare he hurt Mikey!
• No. Frerard isn't as strong as before 'cause of Lyn-z/ Jamia.
• Other

What if the killjoys were playing truth or dare, Ray got bored, started playing with Frank's arm, and said he liked how it was "flabby"-- my friend said that, so don't get mad at me!!

Please select all that apply.

• This doesn't make sense.
• You probably need more protein, Frank. (me: I can imagine him really upset at you now.)
• I shall not allow this!
• NO ONE SHOULD INSULT FRANK!!!!!!!!!!!
• Other

Dr. Death Defy and Gerard once loved each other...

Please select all that apply.

• WHAT HAPPENED TO FRERARD?!?!
• WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!
• I can't take it anymore!!!
• NOOOOOOO!!!
• Their love is just a lie! (me: Nice Simple Plan reference.)
• Dr. Death Defy and Shokoni are the real pairing, come on! Didn't Dr. D get pregnant during the last What If cause of him?!)
• Other

Did you get this quiz?

• Yes, except for the one where Frank talks about how his friends taste!
• Mostly
• Sorta
• Only a bit of it
• No, NOT AT ALL!!! (me: That's cause you probably didn't read the intro! Go back and read it, if not!! You'll understand why I put these things up!!!)