50 Things I Don't Typically Tell People
These are facts I probably wouldn't introduce myself with at a formal dinner or first date, much less even think about at such events.
1. I wore head gear all through the 5th grade.
2. I don't wash my pants until they're visibly dirty.
3. I had a rabbit but he died trying to squeeze through the bars on his cage.
4. I used to have a crush on David Spade. I don't know why.
5. My favorite actor is Danny McBride.
6. I was Prom Queen.
7. My favorite number is 7.
8. I've never drank alcohol, ever.
9. I made a 29 on the ACT, first try.
10. I cried during the Tiger Movie.
11. My grandpa gave me a Victoria Secret gift card for my birthday. Twice.
12. My grandpa is also in the first stages of dementia, so I don't blame him.
13. When I was 10 I kissed a girl playing Truth or Dare.
14. ^^^I still feel bad about that.^^^
15. I got my first real kiss when I was 15, while on my first real date.
16. My last boyfriend broke up with me because I wouldn't do it with him.
17. I'm a virgin and extremely proud.
18. My parents dated for 27 days before they married.
19. They divorced when I was 2.
20. I just got a puppy. His name is Guil, as in Guildenstern from Hamlet.
21. My 12th grade English teacher made me love Shakespeare.
22. I teach a Bible study class at a boot camp for troubled teens.
23. My stepdad is a warden of a prison.
24. I need to wash my sheets.
25. I've gotten in 4 wrecks, 3 have been my fault.
26. I hate Winter and all things Wintery.
27. I love Oldies music because when I lived with my grandma, that's all we listened to.
28. I used to live with my grandma.
29. My mom has been married 5 times. My dad was the first.
30. The second time was to a meth addict. That's my sister's dad. She's beautiful and smart despite him.
31. I only have half-siblings and step-siblings.
32. I don't like guys who deck themselves out in Polo.
33. Polo spelled backwards spells DOUCHE. Usually. Not always.
34. I'm currently reading The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis.
35. I've never read the Twilight saga. Nor have I seen the movies. Sue me.
36. Harry Potter > Edward Cullen
37. Aaron Carter > Justin Beiber
39. Hilary Duff > Taylor Swift
40. I say "like" a lot, but like, I try not to.
41. I drove past Billy the Exterminator the other day.
42. I work at LifeWay, and I learned that there are Manga Bibles. Hit that up.
43. I don't like being excessively touched. One side-hug is enough.
44. I'm not a germaphobe, but my stepmom is.
45. I can watch Kung Pow (Enter the Fist) over and over and over.
46. My grandma made me watch The Rock and Steven Seagal movies. A lot.
47. I can only be surrounded by so much estrogen at one time. Girls are crazy.
48. I like mature young men. Which really means, "I like men who are out of college and out of their party stage."
49. Babysitting has made me hate kids. Maybe that will change when I have my own, but as of now I can't stand the little booger eaters.
50. If I do have kids, I'll name the boys either Ollie, Lester, or Franky, and the girls either Isabella, Opal, or Kenna.
2. I don't wash my pants until they're visibly dirty.
3. I had a rabbit but he died trying to squeeze through the bars on his cage.
4. I used to have a crush on David Spade. I don't know why.
5. My favorite actor is Danny McBride.
6. I was Prom Queen.
7. My favorite number is 7.
8. I've never drank alcohol, ever.
9. I made a 29 on the ACT, first try.
10. I cried during the Tiger Movie.
11. My grandpa gave me a Victoria Secret gift card for my birthday. Twice.
12. My grandpa is also in the first stages of dementia, so I don't blame him.
13. When I was 10 I kissed a girl playing Truth or Dare.
14. ^^^I still feel bad about that.^^^
15. I got my first real kiss when I was 15, while on my first real date.
16. My last boyfriend broke up with me because I wouldn't do it with him.
17. I'm a virgin and extremely proud.
18. My parents dated for 27 days before they married.
19. They divorced when I was 2.
20. I just got a puppy. His name is Guil, as in Guildenstern from Hamlet.
21. My 12th grade English teacher made me love Shakespeare.
22. I teach a Bible study class at a boot camp for troubled teens.
23. My stepdad is a warden of a prison.
24. I need to wash my sheets.
25. I've gotten in 4 wrecks, 3 have been my fault.
26. I hate Winter and all things Wintery.
27. I love Oldies music because when I lived with my grandma, that's all we listened to.
28. I used to live with my grandma.
29. My mom has been married 5 times. My dad was the first.
30. The second time was to a meth addict. That's my sister's dad. She's beautiful and smart despite him.
31. I only have half-siblings and step-siblings.
32. I don't like guys who deck themselves out in Polo.
33. Polo spelled backwards spells DOUCHE. Usually. Not always.
34. I'm currently reading The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis.
35. I've never read the Twilight saga. Nor have I seen the movies. Sue me.
36. Harry Potter > Edward Cullen
37. Aaron Carter > Justin Beiber
39. Hilary Duff > Taylor Swift
40. I say "like" a lot, but like, I try not to.
41. I drove past Billy the Exterminator the other day.
42. I work at LifeWay, and I learned that there are Manga Bibles. Hit that up.
43. I don't like being excessively touched. One side-hug is enough.
44. I'm not a germaphobe, but my stepmom is.
45. I can watch Kung Pow (Enter the Fist) over and over and over.
46. My grandma made me watch The Rock and Steven Seagal movies. A lot.
47. I can only be surrounded by so much estrogen at one time. Girls are crazy.
48. I like mature young men. Which really means, "I like men who are out of college and out of their party stage."
49. Babysitting has made me hate kids. Maybe that will change when I have my own, but as of now I can't stand the little booger eaters.
50. If I do have kids, I'll name the boys either Ollie, Lester, or Franky, and the girls either Isabella, Opal, or Kenna.
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