30 Ways to Annoy Fang from Maximum Ride

Here are my 30 ways to annoy Fang:

1. Tell him to "Go cry emo kid"
2. Wait for him to become invisible, then kick him in the shin.
3. Give him an "Emo Therapy" brochure.
4. Tell him Max is a lesbian.
5. Ask him about his "little issue"
6. Push him off of a high building and watch him fall until he starts flying.
7. Tell him Dylan is throwing him a bachelor's party for his and Max's wedding.
8. Tell him Dylan would beat him in arm-wrestling.
9. Ask him if you can borrow his "cuttin' knife"
10. Dare him to talk in a British accent all day.
11. Ask him if Max is good in bed.
12. Then wink.
13. Whenever he walks by, poke him in the side and yell: "I TOUCHED THE GOTH KID!!!"
14. Never listen to him. Only Dylan.
15. Tell him Max and Dylan are having an affair.
16. Ask him if you can borrow his shaving cream.
17. Then say: "Oh wait, I'll go ask Max."
18. Tell him he looks good in girls' jeans.
19. Ask him if he dyes his hair.
20. Then ask if he dyes his wings.
21. Tell Max Fang likes her.
22. When she says: "No duh", say: "JK LOL."
23. When she glares at you, say: "He likes Dylan."
24. Ask him if he's considered coming out of the closet.
25. Arrange a date for him and Dylan.
26. Make sure Dylan's in on it, though.
27. Throw your peach pits at him, while yelling: "This pit is like my heart, and my teeth are like your words!"
28. In front of everyone, say this loudly to Max: "Fang wants to know if you use tampons or pads."
29. Use his clothes to make forts in your room.
30. Repeat 1-29.