Why everyone in my school thinks my friends and I are weird...
Mikayla(if you read my story you might have worked out she is my bestest friend ever!!) has been writing down all the funny stuff that we have said/done.You might not get some of it because you weren't there.
Chapter 1
xD XP
UV Rays-Talking about UV Rays and how everyone gets hit by them and that they give you cancer with a really tall teacher- "But miss your taller so you'll get hit first."haha
-Me
Now you get my drift!!Hahaha
-Steph
"DON'T PEN F^^K ME!!"
-Steph
Bud bud ding ding $2.95, come to my curry shop all the time, buy some chicken buy some rice, you will find they're all half price. Bud bud ding ding $2.95!!!!
-Steph
We will have no more of this perfuffle!"
-Mrs Dix
You get my drift?
-Mrs Dix
"It's clear as mud"
-Mrs Dix
"I get her drift, it's clear as mud"
-Me
"Mr Blandy is he your pin up boy
-Mrs Ellis
"You have over stepped a line."
-My year manger
Mikayla writes p^niis on a book and then tells the reliever "Miss, it says p^n^s."
"Plese treat my stuff with the utmost respect."
-Isla
"EYE-BLANDY!!"
- me
"You should have said 'I haven't seen those photos before, but oh hot damn they're good!"
-Ellie on the Blandy pictures
"Mr Blandy is squidward cause of his big nose"
-Jay
"Withchcraft Isn't evil it's just devil worship."
-Isla
"What are you looking at Stephenie?"
-Mrs H(some weird reliever)
"Why do you want to go with them Steph?To be there bodyguard?
Mrs H
Mikayla asks "What's your name, miss?" and then Mrs H goes "I don't have a name."
Mrs H gives us the evils and I turn to Mikayla "Hey I think she likes us!" with a big smile on my face and then I got moved.
"No offense miss but you are really freaking me out!"
Mikayla to Mrs H
"I swear that teacher wants to r^pe me"
-Steph as she got told to see Mrs H
"Do you want to do grammar?(In a threatining voice)
-Mrs H
"Shes getting ready to pounce!!"makes cat noises...
-Isla
"Teagz you make me lol my little freakytard.I love you."
-A year 12
Mrs H to Isla: "Whats up G?"
Isla to Mrs H: "Whats up?"
Isla to Steph: "She said whats up to me!!"
Mrs H to Steph: "She said what's up to me!"
"Mrs Sage, did you know it was Rebecca Blacks Birthday yesterday?" "Oh all right, she's in this class is she?"
-Jay and Mrs Sage
"We should do a heart for Blandy!!" Mikayla gives Steph the stare "Don't even think about it!"
We casually dropped magic stick wrappers on year 11s and then they found us and gave us a lecture!
When Isla and Steph were trying to show off to each other that they had more emails in computers.
I ROFL-ed so hard I acutually fell on the ground and then got dragged around for an hour by my leg and couldn't get up.
"HEY!"
-Isla
Mr Blandy had a conversation with Steph and then she screams "HE TALKED TO ME!!" and He is still behind her looking scared.
That's all I can be bothered typing, I might put more up later:D
-Me
Now you get my drift!!Hahaha
-Steph
"DON'T PEN F^^K ME!!"
-Steph
Bud bud ding ding $2.95, come to my curry shop all the time, buy some chicken buy some rice, you will find they're all half price. Bud bud ding ding $2.95!!!!
-Steph
We will have no more of this perfuffle!"
-Mrs Dix
You get my drift?
-Mrs Dix
"It's clear as mud"
-Mrs Dix
"I get her drift, it's clear as mud"
-Me
"Mr Blandy is he your pin up boy
-Mrs Ellis
"You have over stepped a line."
-My year manger
Mikayla writes p^niis on a book and then tells the reliever "Miss, it says p^n^s."
"Plese treat my stuff with the utmost respect."
-Isla
"EYE-BLANDY!!"
- me
"You should have said 'I haven't seen those photos before, but oh hot damn they're good!"
-Ellie on the Blandy pictures
"Mr Blandy is squidward cause of his big nose"
-Jay
"Withchcraft Isn't evil it's just devil worship."
-Isla
"What are you looking at Stephenie?"
-Mrs H(some weird reliever)
"Why do you want to go with them Steph?To be there bodyguard?
Mrs H
Mikayla asks "What's your name, miss?" and then Mrs H goes "I don't have a name."
Mrs H gives us the evils and I turn to Mikayla "Hey I think she likes us!" with a big smile on my face and then I got moved.
"No offense miss but you are really freaking me out!"
Mikayla to Mrs H
"I swear that teacher wants to r^pe me"
-Steph as she got told to see Mrs H
"Do you want to do grammar?(In a threatining voice)
-Mrs H
"Shes getting ready to pounce!!"makes cat noises...
-Isla
"Teagz you make me lol my little freakytard.I love you."
-A year 12
Mrs H to Isla: "Whats up G?"
Isla to Mrs H: "Whats up?"
Isla to Steph: "She said whats up to me!!"
Mrs H to Steph: "She said what's up to me!"
"Mrs Sage, did you know it was Rebecca Blacks Birthday yesterday?" "Oh all right, she's in this class is she?"
-Jay and Mrs Sage
"We should do a heart for Blandy!!" Mikayla gives Steph the stare "Don't even think about it!"
We casually dropped magic stick wrappers on year 11s and then they found us and gave us a lecture!
When Isla and Steph were trying to show off to each other that they had more emails in computers.
I ROFL-ed so hard I acutually fell on the ground and then got dragged around for an hour by my leg and couldn't get up.
"HEY!"
-Isla
Mr Blandy had a conversation with Steph and then she screams "HE TALKED TO ME!!" and He is still behind her looking scared.
That's all I can be bothered typing, I might put more up later:D



35 Comments
Lol this was funny
Thamks!!
so good..and funny ^^ please contiune
thank you:D I will!
Oh... Teagz.. XD
Oh Addie....lol
LOL!!!!!!!
Lol so um hi y do i in every comment idc y but hi
Lol so um hi y do i do this in every comment always hi so hi hahahahaha i feel like laughing
lol that was random & funny xD
Read this with my friend, and have to say- - we both laughed. And we are laughing right now... as I type this. . . :)
Thamks:))
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Everything that includes your teachers made me laugh. :)