Rondom things!!!!!
These are random and sometimes funny things that I found! hope you like it! comment PlllZ
Chapter 1
Natural people and twilight fans
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME) (Well, I say OMA, which, btw, means OH MY ALEC)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or I’ll provoke the Volturi and blame you
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t have this on a story
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on a story
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME) (Well, I say OMA, which, btw, means OH MY ALEC)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or I’ll provoke the Volturi and blame you
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t have this on a story
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on a story



9 Comments
hahhahaahhahahaahah this is really funny
luvvvvved it!!!!! cant wait for the next chapter!!! :)
what do u mean by "you have gray hair"? like draco malfoy hair?
Wait where did I say that???
this is very funny plz read "MY LITTLE BLACK GIRL"
and plz leave a coment
It's spelled "random."
I know! but random things is already madden so I wrote rondom! but it's pretty obvious that they will know that I meant random
LOL!! funny....
I WILL REPOST 'CAUSE I IS A TRUE FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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