HILARIOUS stuff!!! New Chapter
Yeah, I know, I probably shouldn't post this. But hey. I have a friend on Facebook who posts similar stories like these by the bucket load, and I'm putting them all here, because I really want to share them! :D ~DarkShines_
For those who have read them all before, go to the last chapter. I'll be adding stuff as often as she posts, which is daily, sometimes more than twice daily. :) Enjoy!
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR A**!" The Teacher fainted.
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ROFL!
They're all great, aren't they? I'll keep adding as she posts more, though I've put up a lot of what she has already. :)
Love chapter 3!
XD That's brilliant. XD
Why are they all related to church shlt?
Because the woman who posted them is a christian, I believe, or she gets them from someone who is. They're funny anyway, I think, and perhaps because they're rather backhanded to christianity.
Chapters 4 and 5 would be more to your liking then, since they don't touch on religion.
These are quite humorous & hysterical; Well Done.
haha luv it!
gyahahahaha!!!!!! that was really hilarious!!! i loved that with the 2 lil boys!!
Really funny! xD
Tears are rolling down my cheeks and I think I grew a six--pack.
:')
XD
Haha. These are hilarious! :D
And I was supposed to write ' These are hilarious '. -.-
You did....didn't you? :S :D
Hahaha. Yes, I did, but without the / / marks.. There's a huge difference! XD