The Bad Day of Ringo Part I
This is the story about Ringo Starr's bad day.
"Hey guys," Ringo said.
"Uh, Ringo, we have something to tell you." Paul said.
"Sure, you can tell me anything"
"Get your *** out of here!" George said
"Hey man, be nice and gentle about it"
As you can see, Ringo is having a very bad day already. So he goes out into the streets and starts smoking weed, because he always smokes weed when he's depressed.
Ringo goes up to his dealer and says, "Hey, here's the dough, you got the stuff?"
His dealer, Stevie, says, "Sorry man, but I'm on probation, so they took all my weed away. Want some crack instead?"
Ringo says, "Sorry man, but I need to smoke something, not sniff it."
Then Ringo journeys further into the depths of Beatles Underworld.
Chapter 2
Ringo's One Night Stand
After all of that stuff, Ringo goes to the restaraunt. Then a sexy waitress come along with her nice big no no's. Ringo tried his best not to look.
"May I take your order?" the waitress said.
If only he could touch those. . .
He started going in to a wet daydream.
"Sir?" she said.
"Oh, what? Oh yeah, I'll take a coffee," Ringo said.
"We'll get that coffee to you in no time," the sexy piece said. While trying to resist looking at her butt, Ringo started acting weird, doing all this jittery movement and crap, like he's having a seizure.
The waitress came back a few minutes later with his coffee. He drank his coffee, which was horrrifying, but he tried not to say anything so he wouldn't get the waitress in trouble.
A few minutes later, Ringo's walking down the street when the waitress bumps into him with revealing clothing.
"Hey you," the waitress said, "Come back to my place for a good time for free."
"Uh..."
Ringo. He looks so retarded right now.
He resisted telling her she was the waitress at the restraunt he was just at. That might've ruined the moment.
"Sure, let's go"
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
"Uh, Ringo, we have something to tell you." Paul said.
"Sure, you can tell me anything"
"Get your *** out of here!" George said
"Hey man, be nice and gentle about it"
As you can see, Ringo is having a very bad day already. So he goes out into the streets and starts smoking weed, because he always smokes weed when he's depressed.
Ringo goes up to his dealer and says, "Hey, here's the dough, you got the stuff?"
His dealer, Stevie, says, "Sorry man, but I'm on probation, so they took all my weed away. Want some crack instead?"
Ringo says, "Sorry man, but I need to smoke something, not sniff it."
Then Ringo journeys further into the depths of Beatles Underworld.
Chapter 2
Ringo's One Night Stand
After all of that stuff, Ringo goes to the restaraunt. Then a sexy waitress come along with her nice big no no's. Ringo tried his best not to look.
"May I take your order?" the waitress said.
If only he could touch those. . .
He started going in to a wet daydream.
"Sir?" she said.
"Oh, what? Oh yeah, I'll take a coffee," Ringo said.
"We'll get that coffee to you in no time," the sexy piece said. While trying to resist looking at her butt, Ringo started acting weird, doing all this jittery movement and crap, like he's having a seizure.
The waitress came back a few minutes later with his coffee. He drank his coffee, which was horrrifying, but he tried not to say anything so he wouldn't get the waitress in trouble.
A few minutes later, Ringo's walking down the street when the waitress bumps into him with revealing clothing.
"Hey you," the waitress said, "Come back to my place for a good time for free."
"Uh..."
Ringo. He looks so retarded right now.
He resisted telling her she was the waitress at the restraunt he was just at. That might've ruined the moment.
"Sure, let's go"
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
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