My Life (True)
This allows you to understand why I act insane.. Enjoy! Inspired by Preetygirlnerd!
My brother and me while we were doing the dishes:
My brother: Points at a glass of juice "Is that mine?"
Me: "Possibly."
My brother: "Is, it, mine?"
Me: "Possibly."
My brother: Snarls "Is it mine? Say it! Say it!"
Me: Mimics Edward's voice "Out loud."
Later (Still during the dishes) :
My brother: Grabs me, stands on my toes with his huge feet, and nearly knocks me onto the ground
Me: Grabs his chest
My brother: Squeels "You're twisting my nipple!"
A couple of minutes after that:
Me: "STOP TALKING AND START DRYING!"
My brother: Pushes his face close to mine "DONKEY!"
Me: Groans and leans away What did you eat??*
My brother: Jumps around me "SHREK!"
Me: Shivers "Stop it. You're giving me goosebumps."
My brother: Grins "GOOSEBUMPS!"
A couple of minutes later (Yes, it will continue like this) :
My brother and I are fighting.
My sister: "STOP! I'm not saying it again! And don't go looking at each other and pulling faces!"
My brother: Looks at me and pulls a face
Me: "We weren't before, but we are now. At least, _ (my brother wishes to stay anonimous, xD) is."
My brother: "TRAITOR!"
After that:
My brother: Stares at the label on my vest "Raw?"
Me: Grins now that she has found the perfect opportunity to annoy him "Yes! Raw raw raw, raw raw!" Hums Bad Romance
My brother: Stares at me
Me: "Was that funny? Was it, was it??"
My brother: "..... Not really.........."
Me: Looks at my sister "Was that funny?"
My sister: Raises her eyebrows, then hunches over and pulls a strange face "Raw, raw, raw raw raw!"
That was about it... O.O
My brother: Points at a glass of juice "Is that mine?"
Me: "Possibly."
My brother: "Is, it, mine?"
Me: "Possibly."
My brother: Snarls "Is it mine? Say it! Say it!"
Me: Mimics Edward's voice "Out loud."
Later (Still during the dishes) :
My brother: Grabs me, stands on my toes with his huge feet, and nearly knocks me onto the ground
Me: Grabs his chest
My brother: Squeels "You're twisting my nipple!"
A couple of minutes after that:
Me: "STOP TALKING AND START DRYING!"
My brother: Pushes his face close to mine "DONKEY!"
Me: Groans and leans away What did you eat??*
My brother: Jumps around me "SHREK!"
Me: Shivers "Stop it. You're giving me goosebumps."
My brother: Grins "GOOSEBUMPS!"
A couple of minutes later (Yes, it will continue like this) :
My brother and I are fighting.
My sister: "STOP! I'm not saying it again! And don't go looking at each other and pulling faces!"
My brother: Looks at me and pulls a face
Me: "We weren't before, but we are now. At least, _ (my brother wishes to stay anonimous, xD) is."
My brother: "TRAITOR!"
After that:
My brother: Stares at the label on my vest "Raw?"
Me: Grins now that she has found the perfect opportunity to annoy him "Yes! Raw raw raw, raw raw!" Hums Bad Romance
My brother: Stares at me
Me: "Was that funny? Was it, was it??"
My brother: "..... Not really.........."
Me: Looks at my sister "Was that funny?"
My sister: Raises her eyebrows, then hunches over and pulls a strange face "Raw, raw, raw raw raw!"
That was about it... O.O
44 Comments
Hahaha :P
Lol!
Hehe... Thank you guys..
I feel honored lol
Honors you
i honor you as well
you guys are funny!
My brother is just plain annoying... xD
Lol Thats very funny!!!!
Thank you! Hahah! Btw, thank you for assigning the chapter to me, but what should happen? I don't want to do anything you'd regret... :)
I live this story it is funny lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, credit goes to my incredibly annoying brother!
haha luv these story things xD
Chuckles Thank you!
Lol I do the same thing when I see spiders.
Giggles I have a built in spider radar!
Haha, I can TOTALLY relate to that stuff! :D
xD My family is insane.
Lol. I never freak out, I just move to the other side of the bed. I'm too lazy to freak out.
When I'm tired, I usually don't... Unless it's big..... There used to be a time when I slep in the same room as my sister, and there was this huuuuge spider by the window! We were giggling and shrieking every time it moved! xD
We managed to kill it with hairspray...