The Noni And Asha Show

me: hi there. just if you didnt know our background stories i felt like we should share them./Asha: Im from Kiba's clan./me: Im a Yamanaka./Asha: I have long black hair, emerald green eyes, high cheek bones and bright red pouty lips./me: I have shortish teal hair, ice blue eyes, and beigeish lips. oh im also about...5'6" BEAT THAT SASORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/Asha: Im 5'8"./me: hehehehehe.../Asha:What is so funny?/me: youre dating Gaara. hehehehehe..../Asha: Really we are going to start this again?/me: yes. yes i am. but the fact i was compared to Sakura today gives you black mail rights so....../Asha: Mwhahahahahahahaha What can I use?/Gaara:walks into the room/me:screams cause she knows shes so busted this time/Asha: Hi blushes/me:calms down hehehehehehe i can black mail both of you.....AND YOU CANT BLACK MAIL ME CAUSE IM NOT DATING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!/Gaara:looks at asha and blushesglares at noni/Asha: Stop Noni I know things I can use against you. hugs gaara/me:like what? im pretty sure i kept things secret..../Gaara:blushes harder/Asha: NONI STOP DONT MAKE ME TELL GAARA WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So don't try me./me: do it. i dare you./Asha: Noni was staking a cute guy at the mall today./me: Sasuke, Deidara, or Sasori?/Asha: Um......./me: KING OF THE LAB!!!!!!!/Asha: you need to take a break from bones girl. It may rot your brain. Them you could end up on the show./me: :O no. way./Gaara:wow./me: if anyone of the three boys come and im passed out from this ill kill you all./Asha:walks away to call someone/me:walks to the fridge to get a jello cup/sasuke: Hey Noni/me: looks at sasuke then quietly continues eating her jello cup/Deidara: Noni honey answer un./Asha:in background laughing her head off./me:looks at everybody then walks to the pantry to get coconut pocky/Asha: What kind of pocky are you getting?/me:starts cracking up hystaricly im gonna go with coconut....for now.start cracking up again/Asha: can you get me some strawberry please? Ill be nice./me:DEIDARA PLEASE GET ME SOME COCONUT AND STRAWBERRY POCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!/Deidara:Um......ok walks into pantry/me:jumps on the couch and start watching tv/Sasuke:looks around for place to sit. Asha and Gaara in love seat. Only place left was next to Noni on the couch. He slid in next to her./me: well hi there. hold one moment please. DEIDARA DID YOU FIND THE POCKY?!?!?!?!/Deidara: Yes Hold on i'm coming out./me:looks at sasuke well hi there./Sasuke: you said already. smiles at Noni./Deidara:sits on the other side of Noni./me:looks at deidara and sasuke oh noes.... im surrounded.giggles/Asha:staring dazed at the tv. Gaara rubbing her back./me:* realizes she caused another awkward moment and starts quietly eating pocky/Gaara:laughing sielntly./Asha:starts choking/me:blushes realizing she caused all this/Gaara: Are you ok Asha? Noni look what you did./Asha: No she didn't I was thinking about something I wanted to laugh about but it's not smart to drink and laugh./me:punches Deidara and Sasuke* gasp! i think they are ze dead!/Asha and Gaara: What? runs over/me: legit, i think they are dead. they havent talked in a while!!!!./Asha:i think we should leave NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/me:awww why are we leaving? this my house anyways...oh no...INO IS GONNA KILL ME WHEN SHE GETS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!/Asha: Um..............well i'm not going to be here when that happens. I'm going upstairs.walks away./Gaara:follows/me: oh no no no no no no no!!!!!!slaps deidara HEEEELLLPPPP MMMEEEE!!!!!!!/Asha: turns around walks back and slaps Deidara as hard as she can./Deidara: What was that for?!!?!?!?!/me: Deidara what do i have to do for you to help me?/Deidara:With?/me:my sister is coming home in two hours and if the house isnt clean ino will murder me./Asha:rolls her eyes.Walks over to sasuke and slaps him./Sasuke:eyes glowing red/Asha: Dont you even think about it You touch me and gaara will Kill you like that. And help Noni clean or whatever.walks away/me:Deidara what do i have to do to get you to help me!?!?!uses the puppy dog eyes/Deidara:looks up from already cleaning up pocky./Sasuke: What do you want me to do?/me: can you maybe help me cleen the bathroom?/Ino:comes homeNONI WHY ISNT THE HOUSE...oh...Sasuke...flirts with Sasuke/Sasuke:really why must she do this every time I see her. God why can't she be like Noni. Looks over to look at her./Ino:NONI GO CLEAN UPSTAIRS!!!!!/me;NOOOO I DONT WANT TOO!!!!!!! Ashas already up there too./Ino: oh... well... GO DOWN AND WORK AT THE FLOWER SHOP!!!/me:once again.... I DONT WANT TO!!!!!!!!/Asha: I'm done upstairs so ill go come on Gaara./Ino: noni just stop trying to take sasuke from me./me: im not trying to Ino, he just doesnt like you...CAUSE YOU HIT ON HIM EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM!!!!/Sasuke: UM..........Can I talk?/me: what do yo want to say?/Sasuke: One, Deidara is gone and two, I don't like Ino because you try to hard. Noni on the other hand its like you dont even like me. runs over to Noni and kisses her./me:blushes/Asha:The shop is closed and I'm going to sleep.* runs hand in hand with Gaara upstairs.But stops and gives Noni a wink.*

What will happen next? Will Deidara return? Do we care if you read these? All answers revealed on the next, Noni And Asha show!