Conversations that I've had....... You've been warned.
I was inspired by other people posting weird convo's the have had so I said Kelley, you and your friends are weirdo's. I bet you could entertain people with some weird things you have done. So here goes nothing!
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by Almost_Doesnt_Cut_It
I'm eating a waffle. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM bwahahahahahah waffle.
by Almost_Doesnt_Cut_It
Chapter 1
George, George, George of the Jungle watch out for that •({BAM})• Tree!
My friend ha the awesome magnet of a goat in 3D (the weird ones that are kinda funky but at the same time godly?) Btw we are in the middle of our school hallway! :)
Me: That's freaking awesome.
Grace: I know right!!!
Alexis: That's a goat. Goats are freaking amazing.
Me: points right next to goat I want to be standing right there.
Alexis: You're not cool enough to stand next to the 3D goat.
Me: But.....
Alexis: at the top of her lungs screaming down the hall YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO STAND NEXT TO THE 3D GOAT.
Grace: beams
I'm talking to my mom at my house.
Mom: Bla bla bla bla bla bla-
Me: My Spanish teacher gets his hair gel from whole body.
Mom: What?
Me: But he doesn't know the brand off the top of his head.
Mom: How do you know that?
Me: He also owns a farm in upstate NY with 1 horse, 1 dog, and 1 sheep.
Mom: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS???!!!!!
Me: Thats for me to know and for me to loard over you with.
Mom: Ummmmmmm.
In my homeroom which is insane.
Me: GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES DONNA!
Donna: NEVER! runs around with both of my shoes screaming
Teacher: lalalalalalalalalalalala I don't notice a thing
Donna: I have her shoes MWAHAHAHAHA
Izzy: Pass me the shoes Donna!! Pass them here!
Donna: Okay! throw my shoes across the room
Me: GIVE THEM BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
Okay so Marie is my next door neighbor and is best friends with my little siblings and is practically my sister I love her to death she is hysterical. She's 8.
Marie: Sean entertain me.
Sean: Whyyyyyyyy?
Marie: Cause I'm bored!
Sean: plays with legos or whatever 8 year olds play with
Marie: IT'S BORING HERE. walks out front door
5 mins later
Marie: walks back in and sits down on our couch IT'S EVEN MORE BORING OVER THERE!
Me: I love you Marie.
Marie: Thanks. Do you guys have any food?
Me: We have some brownies from last night.
Marie: Sean would you be a doll and get them for me?
Sean: Huff Fine.
Marie: Thanks dear.
Me: I LOVE YOU MARIE!
............... She's 8.
Me: That's freaking awesome.
Grace: I know right!!!
Alexis: That's a goat. Goats are freaking amazing.
Me: points right next to goat I want to be standing right there.
Alexis: You're not cool enough to stand next to the 3D goat.
Me: But.....
Alexis: at the top of her lungs screaming down the hall YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH TO STAND NEXT TO THE 3D GOAT.
Grace: beams
I'm talking to my mom at my house.
Mom: Bla bla bla bla bla bla-
Me: My Spanish teacher gets his hair gel from whole body.
Mom: What?
Me: But he doesn't know the brand off the top of his head.
Mom: How do you know that?
Me: He also owns a farm in upstate NY with 1 horse, 1 dog, and 1 sheep.
Mom: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS???!!!!!
Me: Thats for me to know and for me to loard over you with.
Mom: Ummmmmmm.
In my homeroom which is insane.
Me: GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES DONNA!
Donna: NEVER! runs around with both of my shoes screaming
Teacher: lalalalalalalalalalalala I don't notice a thing
Donna: I have her shoes MWAHAHAHAHA
Izzy: Pass me the shoes Donna!! Pass them here!
Donna: Okay! throw my shoes across the room
Me: GIVE THEM BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
Okay so Marie is my next door neighbor and is best friends with my little siblings and is practically my sister I love her to death she is hysterical. She's 8.
Marie: Sean entertain me.
Sean: Whyyyyyyyy?
Marie: Cause I'm bored!
Sean: plays with legos or whatever 8 year olds play with
Marie: IT'S BORING HERE. walks out front door
5 mins later
Marie: walks back in and sits down on our couch IT'S EVEN MORE BORING OVER THERE!
Me: I love you Marie.
Marie: Thanks. Do you guys have any food?
Me: We have some brownies from last night.
Marie: Sean would you be a doll and get them for me?
Sean: Huff Fine.
Marie: Thanks dear.
Me: I LOVE YOU MARIE!
............... She's 8.
21 Comments
lol:D and sean is younger than her right?
Naaah they are the same age she just happens to be 10000x cooler than my annoying lil bro! :)
Lol XD
cool story...quiz...y.....ish....thing...!!!!!!!:D
your HR sounds like my spanish class. the teacher is completely oblivious to everything around her. we once walked into class, sat down, started talking, and didn't do ANYTHING else untill the bell rang to LEAVE. she just sat at her desk, working on the computer the entire class, didnt say a word to anybody. i was like, did we just spend an entire period talking? and my friend was like, yeah. i think we did. XD
LOL
Lol, your hr sounds awesome!
Ur right pretty emtertaining
You never stop amazing me with your creepie, crazy, super awesome stories!
Wait what's creepy? Nevermind I gigot about the whole Spanish thing. :) he's a creeper like a legit pervert but class is amazing the weirdest things always happen.
haha I'm in 7th grade too :DDDDDDD
these are funny!!! lol
lol...epicness!!!!!