100 FUN FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chapter 1

100 FUN FACTS!!!!!!!!!!

1. Hippo milk is pink.
2. Ice cream is Chinese Food!
3. It's impossible to hum if your nose is plugged.
4. Turtles can breathe through their b^tts.
5. It is physically impossible for a pig to look up to the sky.
6. A dork is a whale's pen^s.
7. In Brazil, there's a species of cockroach that eats eyelashes, usually those of young children while they are asleep.
8. Ants take up about 1/10 of the animal population.
9. Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
10. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why!
11. Under extreme stress, octopuses will sometimes eat their own arms.
12. Turkeys can reproduce without having s^x.
13. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
14. The only food that cockroaches won't eat is cucumbers.
15. Sheep can recognize other sheep from pictures.
16. Rat's can't vomit.
17. Polar bears fur is not white, it's clear.
18. Only male fireflies can fly.
19. Iguana's have two p^nises!
20. Humans and dolphins are the only mammals who have s^x for pleasure.
21. Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
22. Given the opportunity, deer will chew gum and marijuanaaaa.
23. Flamingos pee on their legs to cool themselves off.
24. Ducks will only lay eggs early in the morning.
25. Eagles only mate while airborne.
26. The temperature at which the eggs develop determines the gender of crocodile babies.
27. Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.
28. Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
29. Animals will not eat another animal if it has been hit by a lightening strike.
30. All clams are born males- some decided to become female at some point in their lives.
31. All bonobo chimpanzees are bis^xual.
32. A baby octopus is about the size of a flea at birth.
33. Elvis had a twin.
34. Oprah Winfrey makes $10 every second.
35. The great warrior Ghengis Khan died in bed while having s^x.
36. Betsy Ross was born with a full set of teeth.
37. Actor Mark Wahlberg has a third n^pple!
38. Blueberry juice boosts memory.
39. The 'Big Dipper' is known as 'The Casserole' in France.
40. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
41. Nachos is the food most craved my pregnant women.
42. McDonald's salads contain up to 60% more fat than their burgers!
43. It takes about a week to make a jelly bean.
44. In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt.
45. If you shake a can of mixed nuts, the larger ones will rise to the top.
46. If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
47. Apples are actually part of the rose family.
48. Avocados are poisonous to birds.
49. President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader.
50. One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.
51. Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.
52. In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute".
53. The skin on your lips is 200 times more sensitive than your fingertips.
54. staring at a blue surface during s^x greatly increases the intensity of org^sms.
55. Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
56. There is a disease called ichthyosis that turns the skin scaly like a fish.
57. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
58. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
59. The smallest human p^nis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long!
60. One quarter of the human brain is used to control the eyes.
61. More people have a phobia of frogs than rats.
62. If you were to roll a lung from a human body and out flat it would be the size of a tennis court.
63. Fingernails grow fastest on the hand you favor.
64. Crushed cockroaches can be applied to a stinging wound to help relieve the pain.
65. A man once sued his doctor because he survived his cancer longer than the doctor predicted.
66. Children are more allergic to cockroaches than they are to cats!
67. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
68. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
69. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider!
70. The song 'Strawberry Fields Forever', sung by the Beatles, refers to an orphanage located in Liverpool.
71. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
72. During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.
73. Babies start dreaming even before they're born.
74. Q-Tip Cotton Swabs were originally called Baby Gays.
75. Leather skin does not have any smell. The leather smell that you sense is actually derived from the materials used in the tanning process.
76. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter.
77. The Danish word for c^ndom is 'svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel'.
78. There was no punctuation until the 15th century.
79. Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E!
80. As a teenager, Obama took drugs including marijuana and cocaine
81. Sociologists have found the worse the economy, the longer the women's skirts are and the better economy, the shorter the skirt.
83. Most of us have microscopic, worm like mites named Demodex that live in our eyelashes and have claws and a mouth.
84. People who are lying to you tend to look up and to the left (their left).
85. President George W. Bush and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner are cousins!
86. Every U.S. president with a beard has been a Republican.
87. No president of the United States was an only child.
88. The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world.
89. Scientists aren't sure what color dinosaurs were.
90. Each day is longer than the previous by 0.00000002 seconds which is 13 seconds each century!
91. If two pieces of metal touch in space, they become permanently stuck together.
92. A comet's tail always points away from the sun.
93. People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.
94. Pirates believed that piercing the ears with such precious metals as silver and gold improved one's eyesight.
95. There are numerous sailors' superstitions, such as: it is considered bad luck for a ship to set sail on a Friday, to bring anything blue aboard, to stick a knife into the deck, to leave a hatch cover upside-down, to say "pig", or to eat walnuts aboard.
96. To have your picture taken by the very first camera you would have had to sit still for 8 hours!
97. Oak trees are struck by lightning more than any other tree.
98. Cherophobia is a fear of fun.
99. In 1977 a 13 year old boy had a tooth growing out of his left foot.
100. Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter!

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