Is This Joke Funny???
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Johnny was in trouble.
He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was pissed. When Johnny got home from work his wife said, "JOHNNY! You forgot our anniversary!!!!!" He tried to apologize but she continued, "I expect a gift that can go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds in the driveway tomorrow morning or I'm leaving!!!!!" Johnny nods, sadly.
The next day, after Johnny had left for work, Claire wakes up to find a square shaped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. She's confused, but out of curiosity she goes and gets it. When she unwraps it, she finds a scale.
Johnny has been missing since Friday.
He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was pissed. When Johnny got home from work his wife said, "JOHNNY! You forgot our anniversary!!!!!" He tried to apologize but she continued, "I expect a gift that can go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds in the driveway tomorrow morning or I'm leaving!!!!!" Johnny nods, sadly.
The next day, after Johnny had left for work, Claire wakes up to find a square shaped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. She's confused, but out of curiosity she goes and gets it. When she unwraps it, she finds a scale.
Johnny has been missing since Friday.
10 Comments
LOLX THTZ HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD
hahahahaha :)
I don't get it....i feel stupid,but it is funny
she wanted a car that could go from 0 miles to 200 miles in 6 seconds, but he got her a scale that u weigh yourself on..... he saying shes fat.
Oh!!Well that's hilarious.
lol
haha i loved it :)
Nice..
Lol that's funny!!!!!!!!!! :D
hahahah! I so saw that coming! Good joke though!