Omegle Trolling
Omegle.com is a chat site were you can talk to random strangers. Everything is anonymous, and the chats are set up randomly. Thus, this site is fun as fu¢k to troll >:D. I'll be updating this whenever i feel like it.
BTW: "ASL" stands for "age, séx, location".
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: u first.
You: tell me ur A so we can have S in your L :]
Stranger: im 21 that ok
You: pshh o yeah ;]
Stranger: how old r u
You: wuts yo genda?
You: 23.
Stranger: im m
You: male. USA
You: hmm. male huh?
Stranger: yup
You: i can get into dat hómo stuff if u into it.
You: wut do ya say?
Stranger: im a top gu, u got a younger sis?
You: wanna "experiment"
You: yeah, but shes 12.
Stranger: she hot?
You: i admit, i've jácked off to her in the shower.
You: so young, but her boóbs r huge o.o
Stranger: u gáy?
You: not yet.
Stranger: id love a 3 some w u 2
You: oh yeah?
You: i'm flattered ;]
Stranger: ya
You: u gáy?
Stranger: im bi
You: really?
Stranger: ya
You: ever fu¢ked a toaster?
Stranger: nope
You: why?
Stranger: u?
You: why?
Stranger: y what
You: what?
Stranger: ur sis own high heels?
Stranger: ?
You: sir, i'm part of the CPS. We've been doing an investigation of this website for online predators and such.
You: We have already scanned your IP address.
You: We are now reporting to our HQ.
You: Sir, do you understand that you could serve 10 years?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey asl
You: u first.
You: tell me ur A so we can have S in your L :]
Stranger: im 21 that ok
You: pshh o yeah ;]
Stranger: how old r u
You: wuts yo genda?
You: 23.
Stranger: im m
You: male. USA
You: hmm. male huh?
Stranger: yup
You: i can get into dat hómo stuff if u into it.
You: wut do ya say?
Stranger: im a top gu, u got a younger sis?
You: wanna "experiment"
You: yeah, but shes 12.
Stranger: she hot?
You: i admit, i've jácked off to her in the shower.
You: so young, but her boóbs r huge o.o
Stranger: u gáy?
You: not yet.
Stranger: id love a 3 some w u 2
You: oh yeah?
You: i'm flattered ;]
Stranger: ya
You: u gáy?
Stranger: im bi
You: really?
Stranger: ya
You: ever fu¢ked a toaster?
Stranger: nope
You: why?
Stranger: u?
You: why?
Stranger: y what
You: what?
Stranger: ur sis own high heels?
Stranger: ?
You: sir, i'm part of the CPS. We've been doing an investigation of this website for online predators and such.
You: We have already scanned your IP address.
You: We are now reporting to our HQ.
You: Sir, do you understand that you could serve 10 years?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
9 Comments
u mothaeffing retarded, stop postin sh1t, ur not even funny
u mad?
actually, i feel quite warm and fuzzy ^_^
OMG i was ROTFL
seriously you talk to people like they are soo dumb
its so hialrious dont listen to
xEffingJohnny ( dont be mad at me johnny, just sayin)
if i ever run into someone like that i would tell them that i have did a toaster and i got a big cut so i let my dog lick it clean!
Freakin losers!!!! aint no one a jokster anymore, no body wants a dirty joke no more cuz they cant hang!!! good thing i get it cuz, if i was a dumb chik i be offended all the damn time
keep it pimpin J
im offended by how much u made me read =.=
haha i love omegle trolling
lololol!!!! i think its funny!!!!!! i like it!
kinda weird chapter!! lolol xDD
Well good. ¤ xx Im gonna try this. Gonna freak some freaks out, on chat tho. Lol. On web everytime u get a new person u get a d!ck or some guy holding up a picec o paper saying 50 points if u flash?!
Keep on rockin. 8-)
IM DEFINITLY MAKING ONE OF THESE STUFF!