This is how i waste my class time
i recently rearranged my room and found this random screenplay i wrote last year in a mess of other papers. finding things like this is what makes cleaning your room fun
Perry The Penguin: "i like mangos"
Martin the Turtle: "..." (he is mute)
Clarrissa Perez: "te gusta mangos?" (she is one of those... hispanics.."
Perry The Penguin: waddles (well, he's a penguin)
Clarrissa perez: "he waddles" (en espaol - idk how to say that - en espanol)"?
Ben Aflack" to perry ~ "why are you wearing that silly tie?"
Perry TP: Shruggs
Martin TT: "..." (he is a turtle after all)
Teacher: "Arite class lets beguin our lesson" ~beguins lesson
~the teacher's wonerful, informative, awe-inspiring lesson is interrupted by the sound of a door being opened (the classroom door)
Snookie ~ walks in & strikes a pose
audience: cheers (well.. occasional booing)
Teacher: your tardy
snookie: shrugs~ "third time this week"
Teacher: "snookie."
snookie: "yes?"
Teacher: "It's monday."
snookie: shrugs~ "oh. I thought it was apple day" ~proceeds to seat
Martin TT: "..." (he doesn't say much)
Teacher: Contz lesson~ "Now, class."
cass watches patiently
Teacher: contz lesson~ "I know your all mostly retards, but can any of you manage to tell me what 2 + 3 is?"
Clarrissa Perez: "Hay! Hay! mi, mi!" ~raises & waves around hand in wild moronic(well yes, she is hispanic after all) gesture
Teacher: "Yes, Clarrissa?"
Clarrissa Perez: points to perry the penguin~ "ite gusta mangos!"
Audience: "..." (I guess they dont get it... do YOU get it???)
Perrry TP: looks up from floor (he only does this on rare occaission) ~ "Who? what? no, not me..."
Clarrissa Perez" ~does strange snappy finger thing thingy hispanics sometimes do~ "ioh si, si!" speaks in english which she only does in occaision but we ALL know she could manage full time~ "he LIE.."
Teacher: "enough of this nonscence, you're not ALL retards, are you? someone tell me what 2 + 3 is!"
Ben Aflack: ~meekly raises his hand~
Teacher: "oh, ben, no, your too retarded to know this"
Ben "but"
Teacher: uh-ah!'s him
ben: "but i really think i know it this time"
teacher: -- is cut of by snookie
Snookie: "Yeah, teach, maybe he really knows, you cant go doubting us all the time.. gotta have some faith..(!)"
Ben: "wow snookie... that is the most intelligent thing ive ever heard come out of your mouth"
class murmurs in agreement (except for martin TT)
snookie: proudly smiles & flips her hair
Jenifer lopez: ~grumbles in jealousy
Teacher: I don't care who says what & how intelligent it is, unless your telling me what 2 + 3 is."
Sally McSpankin: "oh, ooo, me, meeeeeee!" and waves her hand in wild moronic gestures
Teacher: "yes, sally?"
SALLY McSpankin: "I think i know the answer"
Teacher ~ leans forward in anticipation "yes? What is it?!"
Martin the Turtle: "..." (he is mute)
Clarrissa Perez: "te gusta mangos?" (she is one of those... hispanics.."
Perry The Penguin: waddles (well, he's a penguin)
Clarrissa perez: "he waddles" (en espaol - idk how to say that - en espanol)"?
Ben Aflack" to perry ~ "why are you wearing that silly tie?"
Perry TP: Shruggs
Martin TT: "..." (he is a turtle after all)
Teacher: "Arite class lets beguin our lesson" ~beguins lesson
~the teacher's wonerful, informative, awe-inspiring lesson is interrupted by the sound of a door being opened (the classroom door)
Snookie ~ walks in & strikes a pose
audience: cheers (well.. occasional booing)
Teacher: your tardy
snookie: shrugs~ "third time this week"
Teacher: "snookie."
snookie: "yes?"
Teacher: "It's monday."
snookie: shrugs~ "oh. I thought it was apple day" ~proceeds to seat
Martin TT: "..." (he doesn't say much)
Teacher: Contz lesson~ "Now, class."
cass watches patiently
Teacher: contz lesson~ "I know your all mostly retards, but can any of you manage to tell me what 2 + 3 is?"
Clarrissa Perez: "Hay! Hay! mi, mi!" ~raises & waves around hand in wild moronic(well yes, she is hispanic after all) gesture
Teacher: "Yes, Clarrissa?"
Clarrissa Perez: points to perry the penguin~ "ite gusta mangos!"
Audience: "..." (I guess they dont get it... do YOU get it???)
Perrry TP: looks up from floor (he only does this on rare occaission) ~ "Who? what? no, not me..."
Clarrissa Perez" ~does strange snappy finger thing thingy hispanics sometimes do~ "ioh si, si!" speaks in english which she only does in occaision but we ALL know she could manage full time~ "he LIE.."
Teacher: "enough of this nonscence, you're not ALL retards, are you? someone tell me what 2 + 3 is!"
Ben Aflack: ~meekly raises his hand~
Teacher: "oh, ben, no, your too retarded to know this"
Ben "but"
Teacher: uh-ah!'s him
ben: "but i really think i know it this time"
teacher: -- is cut of by snookie
Snookie: "Yeah, teach, maybe he really knows, you cant go doubting us all the time.. gotta have some faith..(!)"
Ben: "wow snookie... that is the most intelligent thing ive ever heard come out of your mouth"
class murmurs in agreement (except for martin TT)
snookie: proudly smiles & flips her hair
Jenifer lopez: ~grumbles in jealousy
Teacher: I don't care who says what & how intelligent it is, unless your telling me what 2 + 3 is."
Sally McSpankin: "oh, ooo, me, meeeeeee!" and waves her hand in wild moronic gestures
Teacher: "yes, sally?"
SALLY McSpankin: "I think i know the answer"
Teacher ~ leans forward in anticipation "yes? What is it?!"
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