Lyrics to SMOSH Songs!

Here's the thing about saying Firetruck
I starts with F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim:
OH F---K!!
Hey look at that, they just bleeped me
Instead say Firetruck it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment, just site right there
I'll tell you how you can say Firetruck anywhere

Stub your toe FIRETRUCK!
Lose your cash FIRETRUCK!
Your naked and your parents come home FIRETRUCK!
Fail your class FIRETRUCK!
Scratch your azz FIRETRUCK!
Clip your nails too short and it hurts FIRETRUCK!
Crap your pants FIRETRUCK!
Bite your toung FIRETRUCK!
No one shows up to your party FIRETRUCK!
Red ring of death FIRETRUCK!
Forget to breath FIRETRUCK!
Find out your mom is your dad FIRETRUCK!

Say Firetruck every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with my now, don't make this suck
FFF bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep UCK!!!
- Wow man, did you just say f---k?
- No man, I just said Firetruck!
- But, when you bleep it, it says f---k
- Who cares man, we're saying Firetruck!

Lose your teeth FIRETRUCK!
iPhone bills FIRETRUCK!
Jonas Brothers' stuck in your head FIRETRUCK!
Crash your car... FIRETRUCK!
...Into your dog FIRETRUCK!
Turns out your dog is your mom FIRETRUCK!

- Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
- And your dad
- This is just getting ridiculous!
- You act like it's not normal
- It isn't normal!
- It is in Canada
- So the have men-dog-women in Canada
- Yes

Fail Science FIRETRUCK!
Eat a pencil FIRETRUCK!
There's over five hundred Pokemon? What the FIRETRUCK!
Lose the game FIRETRUCK!
David Blane FIRETRUCK!
Get run over by a... What?
FIRETRUCK!!!

So yeah
The next time you wanna say the F word, just say Firetruck
It's more polite
And if you didn't like this song, then go Firetruck yourself