30 Ways to Tick Off Lord Voldemort

1. Replace his locket potion with Gatorade
2. Tell him Kreacher is looking for him
3. Randomly burst out laughing "NYEH HEH HEH HEH"
4.Hit him in the face with the Killing Curse so he can feel special too
5. Ask him if he drinks Red Bull to get wings
6. Hand him a copy of the seventh book
7. Tear out the pages after he kills Harry
8. Put mistletoe above him at Christmas
9. Make him an appointmentat a tanning salon
10. Call him a Horcrux
11. When he threatens you, reply "You and what army?"
12. Tell Bellatrix that Voldemort thinks she's hot
13. Tell him you've been reading his diary
14. Constantly ask to have a ride on his pet snake
15. Tell him you don't mean Nagini ;D
16. Ask him why he hasn't got a cool scare on his forhead like Harry
17. Find the Elder Wand and hide it in the couch cushions
18. If he gets frustrated looking for it, rehide it somewhere that he's checked already
19. Constantly make Yo Momma jokes
20. Recommend that the Dark Mark be changed to a poptart cat pooping a rainbow
21. Anytime he metions Harry Potter, say "Toldja so"
22. Tell him that the only way to defeat Harry Potter is to set his zappers to pew
23. Cut off Wormtail's other hand so Voldemort can't come back again if he dies
24. Throw him a surprise party
25. Invite Dumbledore :)
26. Ask him if you can try and shoot him with Muggle weapons while he has no wand. Add the fact that he calls himself "immortal"
27. Refer to Harry as the Boy Who Lived again... and again... and again...
28. Point out the fact that he has to be immortal 7 times in order to fight a teenage boy who hasn't yet hit puberty.
29. Write him a theme song and sing it everywhere he goes
30. When he asks you a question, ask him "Why are you so NOSEY?"