EPIC REPOST!!!
READ AND REPOST IF YOU HAVE ONE IOTA OF A SENSE OF HUMOR INSIDE YOU!!!!
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Send a get well soon card
REAL FRIENDS: Will get sick with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying 'Dang we really messed up, but that sure was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: will just stand back and pretend that they don't know you when you're doing something crazy
REAL FRIENDS: are being crazy with you
FAKE FRIENDS: will say 'no' when you ask them to come over when they have things to do
REAL FRIENDS: will drop everything to go to your house
FAKE FRIENDS: will not come over when their parents say no
REAL FRIENDS: will sneak out if they can
FAKE FRIENDS:will leave right on time to go home, even if you're having a lot of fun
REAL FRIENDS: will leave late, even if you're doing something boring
FAKE FRIENDS:won't let you spend money on them
REAL FRIENDS:will spend all your money and more
FAKE FRIENDS: will laugh at this, comment and go to the next page
REAL FRIENDS: will repost this if they like it and comment
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Send a get well soon card
REAL FRIENDS: Will get sick with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying 'Dang we really messed up, but that sure was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: will just stand back and pretend that they don't know you when you're doing something crazy
REAL FRIENDS: are being crazy with you
FAKE FRIENDS: will say 'no' when you ask them to come over when they have things to do
REAL FRIENDS: will drop everything to go to your house
FAKE FRIENDS: will not come over when their parents say no
REAL FRIENDS: will sneak out if they can
FAKE FRIENDS:will leave right on time to go home, even if you're having a lot of fun
REAL FRIENDS: will leave late, even if you're doing something boring
FAKE FRIENDS:won't let you spend money on them
REAL FRIENDS:will spend all your money and more
FAKE FRIENDS: will laugh at this, comment and go to the next page
REAL FRIENDS: will repost this if they like it and comment
2 Comments
cool
I love this thing! It gives me an excuse to forget to return my friends' stuff :P
"Oh sorry! I was just being a real friend!"