Laugh Time Weekly
Every Week I'll post some new laugh out loud worthy things and you just read and relax! Feel free to submit any you'd like me to put in next weeks issue by messaging me!
Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. FOR EXAMPLE, "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23, what does he have now?" DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!!
LAUGH TIME WEEKLY:
After a Date*
Boy: I"ve...had the time of my life.
Girl: Me too.
Boy: And I"ve never felt this way before.
... Girl: Me too!
Boy: I swear, this is true...
Girl: Smiles
Boy: ...And I owe it all to you. looks at girl
Girl: Aww! Your so sweet! I love yo-
Boy: DIRTY BIT. starts breakdancing really hard right there in the middle of the street
Girl: ......
Today I changed my name in my
dads phone to GOD & when he swore i texted him saying
"I HEARD THAT!"
the look on his face; priceless
Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"
At the gym, boy starts doing sit ups
Boy: 1...2...3..........................
Hot girl walks by
Boy: 153...154...155....................
Hi, I'm a teenage boy. I'm 5'11, Flippy Hair, Blue-eyed, Tan, 6-pack, say sweet things & mean it, I sing Bruno Mars songs, and all I want in a relationship is love. Also, I find girls of all shapes and sizes beautiful. Admit it, you don't think I'm real.
Wow! It sure is beautiful outside, I should probably do something. Like shut the blinds so there is not a glare on my screen.
"Shaggy,Scoob,Velma........go down
and check the basement.Daphne
& I'll go upstairs and check the bedrooms"
Freddy,you magnificent b@st@r#
LIKE IF THIS HAPPENED TO
YOU WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER;
Kid: I'm going to tell on you!
You: No! Don't! I'm sorry!
The kid raises his hand
Teacher walks over
Kid smirks and looks at you: Can I go to the bathroom?
LAUGH TIME WEEKLY:
After a Date*
Boy: I"ve...had the time of my life.
Girl: Me too.
Boy: And I"ve never felt this way before.
... Girl: Me too!
Boy: I swear, this is true...
Girl: Smiles
Boy: ...And I owe it all to you. looks at girl
Girl: Aww! Your so sweet! I love yo-
Boy: DIRTY BIT. starts breakdancing really hard right there in the middle of the street
Girl: ......
Today I changed my name in my
dads phone to GOD & when he swore i texted him saying
"I HEARD THAT!"
the look on his face; priceless
Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"
At the gym, boy starts doing sit ups
Boy: 1...2...3..........................
Hot girl walks by
Boy: 153...154...155....................
Hi, I'm a teenage boy. I'm 5'11, Flippy Hair, Blue-eyed, Tan, 6-pack, say sweet things & mean it, I sing Bruno Mars songs, and all I want in a relationship is love. Also, I find girls of all shapes and sizes beautiful. Admit it, you don't think I'm real.
Wow! It sure is beautiful outside, I should probably do something. Like shut the blinds so there is not a glare on my screen.
"Shaggy,Scoob,Velma........go down
and check the basement.Daphne
& I'll go upstairs and check the bedrooms"
Freddy,you magnificent b@st@r#
LIKE IF THIS HAPPENED TO
YOU WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER;
Kid: I'm going to tell on you!
You: No! Don't! I'm sorry!
The kid raises his hand
Teacher walks over
Kid smirks and looks at you: Can I go to the bathroom?
9 Comments
Lol! This is cute. It brought smiels to my face :)
smiles*
XD That "I HEARD THAT" one made me lol c:
Funny ;) Great idea!
LOL I DID THE I HEARD THAT TO SOMEONE.....only I changed the name to Death and I wrote I know where you live :)
Lol hilarious
hahaha. :)
Luved it!! i am soo looking forward to the next chapters my friend!!!
=)
the last one totally happened to me