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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Send a get well soon card
REAL FRIENDS: Will get sick with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying 'Dang we really messed up, but that sure was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: will just stand back and pretend that they don't know you when you're doing something crazy
REAL FRIENDS: are being crazy with you
FAKE FRIENDS: will say 'no' when you ask them to come over when they have things to do
REAL FRIENDS: will drop everything to go to your house
FAKE FRIENDS: will not come over when their parents say no
REAL FRIENDS: will sneak out if they can
FAKE FRIENDS: will right on time to go home, even if you're having a lot of fun
REAL FRIENDS: will leave late, even if you're doing something boring
FAKE FRIENDS:won't let you spend money on them
REAL FRIENDS:will spend all your money and more
FAKE FRIENDS: will laugh at this, comment and go to the next page
REAL FRIENDS: will repost this if they like it and comment
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Send a get well soon card
REAL FRIENDS: Will get sick with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying 'Dang we really messed up, but that sure was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: will just stand back and pretend that they don't know you when you're doing something crazy
REAL FRIENDS: are being crazy with you
FAKE FRIENDS: will say 'no' when you ask them to come over when they have things to do
REAL FRIENDS: will drop everything to go to your house
FAKE FRIENDS: will not come over when their parents say no
REAL FRIENDS: will sneak out if they can
FAKE FRIENDS: will right on time to go home, even if you're having a lot of fun
REAL FRIENDS: will leave late, even if you're doing something boring
FAKE FRIENDS:won't let you spend money on them
REAL FRIENDS:will spend all your money and more
FAKE FRIENDS: will laugh at this, comment and go to the next page
REAL FRIENDS: will repost this if they like it and comment
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FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying 'Dang we really messed up, but that sure was fun!'
luv tht one! haha TOTALLY REPOSTING!!!!!!!!!! :D
Haha, I loved this! Me and ma BFFL Kathy are crazy! As a joke we tried on high heels and tried walking around the shoe section in Zellers and didn't get in trouble! Haha, good times good times...
First chapter is truly chapter friendly. Has fore chapter three, i've recieved about or and over three thousand and two messages fore not logging on fore a approximate in two days.. Which is why I must logon often much of more.
Interesting chapters.
wen i was in canada, i saw a sign for sale that said, "A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'" I found lots of funny signs like "Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no 'P' in it; lets keep it that way."