Darren Criss's Writer's Block Commercial.
Geena, I created this just so you could go on one of your Darren rants, so . . . you're welcome. :l
Okay, so at my school, we have this retarded thing called Channel One News. They play it every morning, and some of the commercials on it are for dosometning.org. I find these commercials hilarious for some reason, so here's one I think I'll write for DCriss.
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*Darren appears, and smiles.*
"Hi! I'm Darren Criss! Most of you know me as Blaine from Glee or maybe even Harry freakin' Potter. But what I'm here to talk to you all about is writer's block."
*frowns a little.*
"Writer's block is a serious issue, affecting millions of teens a year. Well, don't just accept itL DO SOMETHING!"
*excited expression that makes me crack up.*
"Reread the book you're writing a fanfiction about, watch a StarKid video, or just relax and unwind! Ideas will come flooding to you!"
*Darren holds book, entitled Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. He then pulls out a laptop and starts laughing at Harry Freakin' Potter, which can be heard in the background.*
"So get out! Get active! Together, we can stop writer's block! Yeah!"
*Inspiring fist-pump-thingy.* (OMG one time they had a Jersey Shore guy, and he did a fist pump! I laughed soooooooooooooooooooo hard!)
............
This is basically the long way of saying that I have been struck with the iron hand we writers call "writer's block." *shudder* Soooo . . . it may take a while to update:
I Love You Like Redvines
It's a Love-Hate Relationship
I'll Be Your Eyes
My super-long, ancient Pranked series
105 Hunger Games (Okay, this one is only slightly . . . I think I fixed it by forcing myself to put up District Three)
The good news is, I am on track with my Foxface story (How could I be stuck on a story about myself? XD) and my brand-spankin'-new Annie Cresta-Finnick Odair story! Soo . . . Two stories! Yippeee!!!!!
Er . . . Geena, please leave your two-page long Darren rant below.
Mucho amor (is that Spanish and French? I'm tri-lingual!),
~GraceAnne/Emu/Foxface ^-_-^/GreeceAnne/G-Swag (Don't ask about that last one . . . I'll upload the picture later.)
.........
*Darren appears, and smiles.*
"Hi! I'm Darren Criss! Most of you know me as Blaine from Glee or maybe even Harry freakin' Potter. But what I'm here to talk to you all about is writer's block."
*frowns a little.*
"Writer's block is a serious issue, affecting millions of teens a year. Well, don't just accept itL DO SOMETHING!"
*excited expression that makes me crack up.*
"Reread the book you're writing a fanfiction about, watch a StarKid video, or just relax and unwind! Ideas will come flooding to you!"
*Darren holds book, entitled Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. He then pulls out a laptop and starts laughing at Harry Freakin' Potter, which can be heard in the background.*
"So get out! Get active! Together, we can stop writer's block! Yeah!"
*Inspiring fist-pump-thingy.* (OMG one time they had a Jersey Shore guy, and he did a fist pump! I laughed soooooooooooooooooooo hard!)
............
This is basically the long way of saying that I have been struck with the iron hand we writers call "writer's block." *shudder* Soooo . . . it may take a while to update:
I Love You Like Redvines
It's a Love-Hate Relationship
I'll Be Your Eyes
My super-long, ancient Pranked series
105 Hunger Games (Okay, this one is only slightly . . . I think I fixed it by forcing myself to put up District Three)
The good news is, I am on track with my Foxface story (How could I be stuck on a story about myself? XD) and my brand-spankin'-new Annie Cresta-Finnick Odair story! Soo . . . Two stories! Yippeee!!!!!
Er . . . Geena, please leave your two-page long Darren rant below.
Mucho amor (is that Spanish and French? I'm tri-lingual!),
~GraceAnne/Emu/Foxface ^-_-^/GreeceAnne/G-Swag (Don't ask about that last one . . . I'll upload the picture later.)
13 Comments
Mucho amor is French too? I learned something new today!!!
Mucho is Spanish, and I think amor is French.
Amor is Spanish too, you silly GreeceAnne!
I'm sorry, I'm taking Linguistics this year, not Español. -_-
Lol, I love that commercial!! :D:D:D
They should show this commercial on TV.
Actually forget that. Darren should narrate every commercial.
Oh, GraceAnne, that made me super happy!
Of course, we all know Darren as Harry freakin' Potter and it would be amazing to here his adorably smooth angelic voice on a commercial to help the thing that plagues me the most often. He would be a-freakin'-mazing to do that! I would laugh and be the happiest person in the whole wide universe. Darren's adorable.
Super adorable.
He makes my heart go whee....like super whee;)
And! I love that he wears bow ties on Glee! Because bow ties are cool!
And I knew he'd get the role of Tony!
Of course...I'd let Darren be the Tony to my Maria any day. I love that silly man.
And I am so super fantastically happy to see him sing Maria! Because...I'll be subbing in Geena every time he says Maria. You realize that? And plus, I ship Blainchel more than Kurt CoBlaine. It's a fact. I love Lea's and Darren's voices together. I really do. AND LEA TWEETED ABOUT A DUET!
I think that is all ^.^
Geez . . . That was long. ^^^^
You said two pages;)
-_- Sarcasm, Geena, sarcasm. I'm listening to Not Alone. Thought you'd like to know.
LOL. I have to watch Channel One too. My friend and I talk in the back the whole time. That would be AMAZING if he did a dosomething.org commercial. Id watch. And yell at everyone else to shut up! But yeah. I find it annoying too.
omg, i hv writes block too........it sux D: