my sumwut hilarious life

k. it was study hall, so me n m' bff derek start eating marshy mallows. we were eatin em, then this snotty lil brat thts a year ahead of us and has a super rich dad but is a ninny comes up to us.
"Yes?" Derek says.
"No eating in the halls!" he snaps. I'm annoyed so i start to mimick him, but derek covers my mouth with his hand.
"We see you and your cronies eatin all the time" derek says. at this, i bite his hand. "Ow! What was that for?"
"Your hand isn't yummy!" i say simply, and the jerk walks away. Derek looks at his watch.
"2:45" (We have study hall at the end of the day on fridays. lil treat 4 us)he says. "15 minutes till revenge." he says looking at his hand. I blush. His hand has an imprint of my teeth with blood pouring out. wow, i bit hard. So we sit there in silence, and then the bell rings. derek grabs my backpack (which is black with silver writing on it and original graphiti m' guy friends installed), andd his, and drags me out side. he dumps our back packs by our bikes and lunges for me. he grabs me, and heads for the back of the school, which has a 5 ft deep stream. dont know what hes doin, so i just struggle, and then the next thing i know, he dumps me into the stream! i stay under for a bit 2 c if im related to percy jackson, then come up. he knew i wouldnt drown in this tiny stream, so he was just standing there casually. i lunge for him, while im soaked, and we roll down the hill at the edge of the stream. i dont push him then, cuz then well start our revenge war, and we laugh, then he walks me home. luckily, me mums not home, so he drops me off, then leaves for baseball practice. i change, and then go to the practice. he was up at bat, and he was about to swing when he saw me, and dropped the bat when he saw me! i laughed so hard, and the rest id rather not share! so thts m' life!