Random Stuff!
I'm merging all of the quotes, stories, and convos into one story, because I'm making too many. So, read!
WARNING: ONLY READ IF DEADLY BORED!!!
Chapter 1
Convo: Me & Lyric
Lyric Taylor: hey
Me: hey niece. still pregnant?
Lyric Taylor: yep
Me: how's bobby?
Lyric Taylor: its not bobby its bentley
Me: you changed it?
Lyric Taylor: yes... on tuseday
Me: well why didn't you tell your favorite aunt that?
Lyric Taylor: i thought i did
Me: You didn't. Are you wearing shorts right now?
Lyric Taylor: no
Me: Okay. Good. Because then you'd probably have on more than one pair. Have you showered yet?
Lyric Taylor: yes... like 5 times
Me: thank god. wait. we've only been back for 2 days
Lyric Taylor: i know
Me: why so many?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: how many times a day?
Lyric Taylor: i forgot
Me: why so many?!?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: Sigh. Well, how is bentley?
Lyric Taylor: good
Me: Good. You do know that Piper's your sister, right?
Lyric Taylor: yes, why is she sister
Me: what do u mean?
Lyric Taylor: why did lucy make her my sister
Me: i have no clue. amber is also your sister
Lyric Taylor: WHAT
Me: yes. your direct siblings are: isabella, glen, piper, amber, maddie lane, nyah, and katelyn
Lyric Taylor: WOW
Me: do u want to know your cousins?
Lyric Taylor: YES.. i was just going to ask
Me: well, here they are! my daughters: zoe, ava, hannah l., rebekah, savvy, janet, makayla. rachel: cord, hannah t., liam, marley, nrooke, karista, jared b., madeline, griffin p, ethen, grace, maddie c
Lyric Taylor: that is ALOT
Me: Yes, it is. and then there's bentley for u
Lyric Taylor: HEY... im going to jump in the shower, how long r u going to stay on
Me: forever. seriously. im not going to get off. really, another shower?
Lyric Taylor: yep, so can we talk in about 20 min
Me: yeah
Lyric Taylor: k
Me: bye
Lyric Taylor: im back. i just had i short shower, and now am wearing shorts
Me: one pair?
Lyric Taylor: i only found one
Me: so, ur saying u want to be wearing two?
Lyric Taylor: no, im saying i want to wear 4
Me: i should have just taken ur red pair of shorts home
Lyric Taylor: yep, because i am wearing them
Me: sigh. and, are u wearing ur glee jacket?
Lyric Taylor: not now, but i was today
Me: u need some more clothes
Lyric Taylor: i have like 18 pairs of shorts. i just like these because they r my softball shorts
Me: u need clothes BESIDES shorts
Lyric Taylor: i have tons
Me: then why do u only where shorts and ur glee jacket?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: my point exactly
are you doing anything over fall break?
Lyric Taylor: nop
Me: good cuz my mom says i mite be able to have a sleep over and if i do u will be invited
Lyric Taylor: SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Me: yeah. my mom said like only 2 or 3 people so probably like u, hannah, and lucy
Lyric Taylor: cool
Me: Ya. ARG im just so bored. what are u doing?
Lyric Taylor: watching tv
Me: Ah. I'm just being on the computer like I always am
Lyric Taylor: o, but im bored to because im a 14 year that is doing nothing on a friday night
Me: oh, shut up. ur pregnant, u need to be doing nothing on a friday night. who knows what u would be up to?
Lyric Taylor: well, i would be out partying
Me: my point. then, what would happen?
Lyric Taylor: i dont know wink wink
Me: MY POINT!!!!!!!!!!
Lyric Taylor: r u married
Me: In the fake family?
Lyric Taylor: 2 who
Me: No, I'm not.
Lyric Taylor: o, so ur a single mom that has like 7 kids
Me: Yes. Rachel is a single mom of 12 (11?) kids.
Lyric Taylor: what about lucy
Me: single now, as far as i know. do u know what brooke said to rachel?
Lyric Taylor: no what
Me: That she wishes that she was her biological mother. Rachel asked who the father would be and Brooke said whoever she has a crush on. Her crush is her son
Lyric Taylor: WHAT
Me: Do you have any idea what i just said?
Lyric Taylor: no, but just tell me who is crushing on who
Me: Rachel likes Griffin. Duh
Lyric Taylor: p
Me: YES
Lyric Taylor: omg
Me: You didn't know?
Lyric Taylor: no, but im so slow
Me: Lyric, she's liked him since the middle of last year
Lyric Taylor: i think she told me that but i didnt remember
Me: how can u not remember that valuable piece of info? she's ur aunt 4 cryin' out loud
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: She'd be arrested, u know, if she actually had brooke with griffin (i know, that's just thinking wrong, but, stating the facts) because he'd be a minor
Lyric Taylor: then it would just be sad that brooke would be at the same iq of them
Me: is that what you think of when i say that? wow. and i want ur sister to give me candy
Lyric Taylor: what
Me: nyah. i want her to give me more candy. i ate all of what she gave me in the cabin
Lyric Taylor: dang
Me: i know. i forgot about so i ate it now. arg. are u still freaked out (or paranoid, i should say) about mister herrington
Lyric Taylor: no i was just acting..... im a good acter right
Me: okay. sure, u were acting. because u didn't need me to walk u to the bathroom and u weren't scared when we turned the lights off
Lyric Taylor: fine i was not acting
Me: my point. ur not really a good actor, lyric. that's how we all knew. and maybe the fact that u couldn't freakin' sleep!!!!
Lyric Taylor: well, i can never sleep
Me: true. but do u always stay up until 2 watching people do pushups?
Lyric Taylor: haha, but no
Me: exactly. did you see who ms, shcimenti made do it?
Lyric Taylor: no
Me: man! then it's no fun. did u see her actually go into cabins?
Lyric Taylor: no, but i do know that austin c had to
Me: haha!!! how do u know?
Lyric Taylor: he told me
Me: well, thta's a logical explanation as is to how you know. u know what jay told me?
Lyric Taylor: told u what
Me: that all the boys said that they loved each other before they went to sleep
Lyric Taylor: WHAT
Me: I know. Crazy rite?
Lyric Taylor: YES
Me: What is something weird and noteworthy that happened in cabin 2? besides the thing with serena and ur..."family talk"
Lyric Taylor: i dont know
Me: those were the most memorable, werent they? and ur face after the campfire, or...yeah that's it
Lyric Taylor: i guess
Me: i'm thinking about making a sign for my locker that says "what happens at 4H stays at 4H"
Lyric Taylor: cool make me one
Me: k. i should make one for everyone in our cabin. because some weird things did happen. who didn't want "protection" (bug spray)?
Lyric Taylor: lucy was so funny when she said that
Me: that was her, okay. i was wondering. did she mean for it to be that way?
Lyric Taylor: what way
Me: U know...
Lyric Taylor: bug spray or the other
Me: depends on what the other is. if its....then yes
Lyric Taylor: the bug spray
Me: what do you mean?
Lyric Taylor: it is what she meant
Me: the bug spray is what she meant? good. that's not what it sounded like, though. ;-)
Lyric Taylor: thats why it was so funny
Me: then again, we are funny. what's with zoe and candy corn?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: why does janet like to eat it off of people's beds?
Lyric Taylor: what
Me: Janet went around eating it off of people's beds
Lyric Taylor: thats nasty
Me: were you even in there?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: it's nasty, says the girl who ate toothpaste when serena wouldn't give her gum
Lyric Taylor: well it was good
Me: you said...nevermind, lyric. nevermind. you are just the most unpredictable person
Lyric Taylor: i know
Me: why did we laugh whenever someone moved ta night?
Lyric Taylor: what
Me: at night, in the cabin. whenever someone moved, or coughed, or yawned, why did we laugh?
Lyric Taylor: idk, but it was fun
Me: yes, it was. i'd rather be at camp than at fall break, wouldn't u?
Lyric Taylor: yes
Me: I'm going to ask my mommy if i can go to the summer camp. then we'd get to swim in little bigby. and the critter dude would learn my name
Lyric Taylor: wow
Me: yeah. it would also give me something to do in our extremely short summer ,seeing as we start school on august first this year
Lyric Taylor: what
Me: we start school on august 1
Lyric Taylor: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Me: yes. sadly. but we get two weeks for every break.
Lyric Taylor: cool.......... i feel fat right now
Me: why do u feel fat? cuz ur pregnant?
Lyric Taylor: yes
Me: well, that would answer some things. another reason u don't need to be out partying
Lyric Taylor: but i want to be
Me: You are 14 and freakin' pregnant. You're staying at home
Lyric Taylor: but i can still have people over, if mom was at work
Me: don't plan anything or i will tell ur mother.
Lyric Taylor: to late
Me: what have you done?
Lyric Taylor: i cant tell u or u would tell mom
Me: i promise not to if u tell me, but if u dont tell me what, i'll tell her that ur planning something and that i don't know specifics
Lyric Taylor: im still not telling u itd a secret
Me: fine then i'll text her rite now
Lyric Taylor: fine text her
Me: fine then. you'll get grounded like ur cousinds
Lyric Taylor: im all ready grounded
Me: for getting pregnant?
Lyric Taylor: yes
Me: no wonder. you are the rebellious teen. is that what gave u the idea to get pregnant?
Lyric Taylor: i did not have the idea for that it just happen
Me: with?
Lyric Taylor: someone
Me: which is?
Lyric Taylor: a person
Me: which person
Lyric Taylor: a guy i know
Me: elijah?
Lyric Taylor: no, dont say that name
Me: fine then. tell me who
Lyric Taylor: i cant say
Me: tell or i will say his name again
Lyric Taylor: please dont
Me: then tell me
Lyric Taylor: fine... i dont know his name
Me: wth???
Lyric Taylor: it was a summer love and we bumped in to ecother and well
Me: i thought u said u knew who it was, lyric!!!
Lyric Taylor: no... well i just dont know his name
Me: yes u do
Lyric Taylor: i dont
Me: yes. u. do.
Lyric Taylor: lets stop talking about that...
Me: fine then. what do u want to talk about?
Lyric Taylor: im eating pickle chips and drinking mio right out of the bottle
Me: i like mio, bit it's not supposed to come out of the bottle. i don't object to the pickle chips. and is that good for bentley?
Lyric Taylor: no not really. i have to go
Me: kay bye.
Me: hey niece. still pregnant?
Lyric Taylor: yep
Me: how's bobby?
Lyric Taylor: its not bobby its bentley
Me: you changed it?
Lyric Taylor: yes... on tuseday
Me: well why didn't you tell your favorite aunt that?
Lyric Taylor: i thought i did
Me: You didn't. Are you wearing shorts right now?
Lyric Taylor: no
Me: Okay. Good. Because then you'd probably have on more than one pair. Have you showered yet?
Lyric Taylor: yes... like 5 times
Me: thank god. wait. we've only been back for 2 days
Lyric Taylor: i know
Me: why so many?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: how many times a day?
Lyric Taylor: i forgot
Me: why so many?!?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: Sigh. Well, how is bentley?
Lyric Taylor: good
Me: Good. You do know that Piper's your sister, right?
Lyric Taylor: yes, why is she sister
Me: what do u mean?
Lyric Taylor: why did lucy make her my sister
Me: i have no clue. amber is also your sister
Lyric Taylor: WHAT
Me: yes. your direct siblings are: isabella, glen, piper, amber, maddie lane, nyah, and katelyn
Lyric Taylor: WOW
Me: do u want to know your cousins?
Lyric Taylor: YES.. i was just going to ask
Me: well, here they are! my daughters: zoe, ava, hannah l., rebekah, savvy, janet, makayla. rachel: cord, hannah t., liam, marley, nrooke, karista, jared b., madeline, griffin p, ethen, grace, maddie c
Lyric Taylor: that is ALOT
Me: Yes, it is. and then there's bentley for u
Lyric Taylor: HEY... im going to jump in the shower, how long r u going to stay on
Me: forever. seriously. im not going to get off. really, another shower?
Lyric Taylor: yep, so can we talk in about 20 min
Me: yeah
Lyric Taylor: k
Me: bye
Lyric Taylor: im back. i just had i short shower, and now am wearing shorts
Me: one pair?
Lyric Taylor: i only found one
Me: so, ur saying u want to be wearing two?
Lyric Taylor: no, im saying i want to wear 4
Me: i should have just taken ur red pair of shorts home
Lyric Taylor: yep, because i am wearing them
Me: sigh. and, are u wearing ur glee jacket?
Lyric Taylor: not now, but i was today
Me: u need some more clothes
Lyric Taylor: i have like 18 pairs of shorts. i just like these because they r my softball shorts
Me: u need clothes BESIDES shorts
Lyric Taylor: i have tons
Me: then why do u only where shorts and ur glee jacket?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: my point exactly
are you doing anything over fall break?
Lyric Taylor: nop
Me: good cuz my mom says i mite be able to have a sleep over and if i do u will be invited
Lyric Taylor: SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Me: yeah. my mom said like only 2 or 3 people so probably like u, hannah, and lucy
Lyric Taylor: cool
Me: Ya. ARG im just so bored. what are u doing?
Lyric Taylor: watching tv
Me: Ah. I'm just being on the computer like I always am
Lyric Taylor: o, but im bored to because im a 14 year that is doing nothing on a friday night
Me: oh, shut up. ur pregnant, u need to be doing nothing on a friday night. who knows what u would be up to?
Lyric Taylor: well, i would be out partying
Me: my point. then, what would happen?
Lyric Taylor: i dont know wink wink
Me: MY POINT!!!!!!!!!!
Lyric Taylor: r u married
Me: In the fake family?
Lyric Taylor: 2 who
Me: No, I'm not.
Lyric Taylor: o, so ur a single mom that has like 7 kids
Me: Yes. Rachel is a single mom of 12 (11?) kids.
Lyric Taylor: what about lucy
Me: single now, as far as i know. do u know what brooke said to rachel?
Lyric Taylor: no what
Me: That she wishes that she was her biological mother. Rachel asked who the father would be and Brooke said whoever she has a crush on. Her crush is her son
Lyric Taylor: WHAT
Me: Do you have any idea what i just said?
Lyric Taylor: no, but just tell me who is crushing on who
Me: Rachel likes Griffin. Duh
Lyric Taylor: p
Me: YES
Lyric Taylor: omg
Me: You didn't know?
Lyric Taylor: no, but im so slow
Me: Lyric, she's liked him since the middle of last year
Lyric Taylor: i think she told me that but i didnt remember
Me: how can u not remember that valuable piece of info? she's ur aunt 4 cryin' out loud
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: She'd be arrested, u know, if she actually had brooke with griffin (i know, that's just thinking wrong, but, stating the facts) because he'd be a minor
Lyric Taylor: then it would just be sad that brooke would be at the same iq of them
Me: is that what you think of when i say that? wow. and i want ur sister to give me candy
Lyric Taylor: what
Me: nyah. i want her to give me more candy. i ate all of what she gave me in the cabin
Lyric Taylor: dang
Me: i know. i forgot about so i ate it now. arg. are u still freaked out (or paranoid, i should say) about mister herrington
Lyric Taylor: no i was just acting..... im a good acter right
Me: okay. sure, u were acting. because u didn't need me to walk u to the bathroom and u weren't scared when we turned the lights off
Lyric Taylor: fine i was not acting
Me: my point. ur not really a good actor, lyric. that's how we all knew. and maybe the fact that u couldn't freakin' sleep!!!!
Lyric Taylor: well, i can never sleep
Me: true. but do u always stay up until 2 watching people do pushups?
Lyric Taylor: haha, but no
Me: exactly. did you see who ms, shcimenti made do it?
Lyric Taylor: no
Me: man! then it's no fun. did u see her actually go into cabins?
Lyric Taylor: no, but i do know that austin c had to
Me: haha!!! how do u know?
Lyric Taylor: he told me
Me: well, thta's a logical explanation as is to how you know. u know what jay told me?
Lyric Taylor: told u what
Me: that all the boys said that they loved each other before they went to sleep
Lyric Taylor: WHAT
Me: I know. Crazy rite?
Lyric Taylor: YES
Me: What is something weird and noteworthy that happened in cabin 2? besides the thing with serena and ur..."family talk"
Lyric Taylor: i dont know
Me: those were the most memorable, werent they? and ur face after the campfire, or...yeah that's it
Lyric Taylor: i guess
Me: i'm thinking about making a sign for my locker that says "what happens at 4H stays at 4H"
Lyric Taylor: cool make me one
Me: k. i should make one for everyone in our cabin. because some weird things did happen. who didn't want "protection" (bug spray)?
Lyric Taylor: lucy was so funny when she said that
Me: that was her, okay. i was wondering. did she mean for it to be that way?
Lyric Taylor: what way
Me: U know...
Lyric Taylor: bug spray or the other
Me: depends on what the other is. if its....then yes
Lyric Taylor: the bug spray
Me: what do you mean?
Lyric Taylor: it is what she meant
Me: the bug spray is what she meant? good. that's not what it sounded like, though. ;-)
Lyric Taylor: thats why it was so funny
Me: then again, we are funny. what's with zoe and candy corn?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: why does janet like to eat it off of people's beds?
Lyric Taylor: what
Me: Janet went around eating it off of people's beds
Lyric Taylor: thats nasty
Me: were you even in there?
Lyric Taylor: idk
Me: it's nasty, says the girl who ate toothpaste when serena wouldn't give her gum
Lyric Taylor: well it was good
Me: you said...nevermind, lyric. nevermind. you are just the most unpredictable person
Lyric Taylor: i know
Me: why did we laugh whenever someone moved ta night?
Lyric Taylor: what
Me: at night, in the cabin. whenever someone moved, or coughed, or yawned, why did we laugh?
Lyric Taylor: idk, but it was fun
Me: yes, it was. i'd rather be at camp than at fall break, wouldn't u?
Lyric Taylor: yes
Me: I'm going to ask my mommy if i can go to the summer camp. then we'd get to swim in little bigby. and the critter dude would learn my name
Lyric Taylor: wow
Me: yeah. it would also give me something to do in our extremely short summer ,seeing as we start school on august first this year
Lyric Taylor: what
Me: we start school on august 1
Lyric Taylor: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Me: yes. sadly. but we get two weeks for every break.
Lyric Taylor: cool.......... i feel fat right now
Me: why do u feel fat? cuz ur pregnant?
Lyric Taylor: yes
Me: well, that would answer some things. another reason u don't need to be out partying
Lyric Taylor: but i want to be
Me: You are 14 and freakin' pregnant. You're staying at home
Lyric Taylor: but i can still have people over, if mom was at work
Me: don't plan anything or i will tell ur mother.
Lyric Taylor: to late
Me: what have you done?
Lyric Taylor: i cant tell u or u would tell mom
Me: i promise not to if u tell me, but if u dont tell me what, i'll tell her that ur planning something and that i don't know specifics
Lyric Taylor: im still not telling u itd a secret
Me: fine then i'll text her rite now
Lyric Taylor: fine text her
Me: fine then. you'll get grounded like ur cousinds
Lyric Taylor: im all ready grounded
Me: for getting pregnant?
Lyric Taylor: yes
Me: no wonder. you are the rebellious teen. is that what gave u the idea to get pregnant?
Lyric Taylor: i did not have the idea for that it just happen
Me: with?
Lyric Taylor: someone
Me: which is?
Lyric Taylor: a person
Me: which person
Lyric Taylor: a guy i know
Me: elijah?
Lyric Taylor: no, dont say that name
Me: fine then. tell me who
Lyric Taylor: i cant say
Me: tell or i will say his name again
Lyric Taylor: please dont
Me: then tell me
Lyric Taylor: fine... i dont know his name
Me: wth???
Lyric Taylor: it was a summer love and we bumped in to ecother and well
Me: i thought u said u knew who it was, lyric!!!
Lyric Taylor: no... well i just dont know his name
Me: yes u do
Lyric Taylor: i dont
Me: yes. u. do.
Lyric Taylor: lets stop talking about that...
Me: fine then. what do u want to talk about?
Lyric Taylor: im eating pickle chips and drinking mio right out of the bottle
Me: i like mio, bit it's not supposed to come out of the bottle. i don't object to the pickle chips. and is that good for bentley?
Lyric Taylor: no not really. i have to go
Me: kay bye.



22 Comments
Lyric Taylor? Such an awesome name.
For such an awesome person
WOW! XD That is one long, funny convo!
And like BlackStar said, Lyric Taylor is and awesome name!
Hmmm. When I was in 6th grade half the grade was part of a "family"... and we were insane...
wow, we have something like tat we do during art, and we're 7th and 8th graders, and we talk in man voices (an we're all girls...) and if you have read the uneddited life of heather mellissa, you know my school is insane, so i'm not supriesed
u in 6th 2?
Yeah
koolio
Lol my friends and I have a fake family. I have 3 daughters. But they're all adopted. So no awkward convos for us. Actually, we still have awkward convos. But whatever.
XD
Actually, we play that everyone is adopted, too, except for Lyric's son. Because she's the rebellious teen. But, besides that, everyone has just adopted a lot of kids.
6th graders having kids... I'm a little worried. That's not a good thing. :P
Did you not see the word A-D-O-P-T-I-O-N
I was joking. That's what the ":P" was for. You were saying "except for Lyric's son". And by the way, Lyric Taylor is a lovely name.
lol... i'm not quite sure what i just read....... woow..... that's wierder than what my eigth grade friends and I talk about... and that's saying something..... :P
lol the second is the best xD wish i had a sibling
Trust me...YOU DON'T