Voldemort's greatest moments!
these are some of voldie's fails, captured in picture, video and tape recording by yours truely. i wanted to send this to harry so he had some blackmail against voldie in the war, but i couldn't find his email address. so i decided to put these in a journal form and send this to hogwarts.
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Dollohoff (sp?): My Lord
Voldie: What is it now? I told you, I'm not going to be preforming for the Barbie girls anymore! I need to seem evil!
Dollohoff: No my Lord. That's not what I was going to say--
Voldie: Then WHAT?
Professor Quirrel: M-my Lord st-stop yelling-g! Yo-our g-going to st-st-stress yourself out ag-g-gain! J-just r-rem-member our br-breathing ext-tersiz-zes.
Voldie: Oh ya! (sucks in a breath and holds it, puffs out his chest) I am the greatest dark lord there ever was and I'm going to smoke Dumbledore and everyone else and I'm going to kill everyone and rule the world! (he says it all in the breath he was holding, which in my opinion is rather impressive. he has more complicated breathing extersizes too, but this is all he basicly says in them)
Professor Quirrel: V-very g-g-good! N-now a-ask what D-dolloh-hoff wanted mo-ore nicely.
Voldie: Your right. Now, Dollohoff, what did you want to say?
(all death eaters know about his rituals so dollohoff wasn't as dumbstruck as i'm sure you are)
Dollohoff: Well, my Lord, Harry Potter is going to Hogwarts.
(voldie runs off petrified. you can hear a faint) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! MOMMY!
Professor Quirrel: O-oh n-not ag-g-gain! Quick-ck D-dollohoff! G-get his b-blankie!
Dollohoff: So you'll cover the Hello Kitty doll?
(both run after voldie)
Voldie: What is it now? I told you, I'm not going to be preforming for the Barbie girls anymore! I need to seem evil!
Dollohoff: No my Lord. That's not what I was going to say--
Voldie: Then WHAT?
Professor Quirrel: M-my Lord st-stop yelling-g! Yo-our g-going to st-st-stress yourself out ag-g-gain! J-just r-rem-member our br-breathing ext-tersiz-zes.
Voldie: Oh ya! (sucks in a breath and holds it, puffs out his chest) I am the greatest dark lord there ever was and I'm going to smoke Dumbledore and everyone else and I'm going to kill everyone and rule the world! (he says it all in the breath he was holding, which in my opinion is rather impressive. he has more complicated breathing extersizes too, but this is all he basicly says in them)
Professor Quirrel: V-very g-g-good! N-now a-ask what D-dolloh-hoff wanted mo-ore nicely.
Voldie: Your right. Now, Dollohoff, what did you want to say?
(all death eaters know about his rituals so dollohoff wasn't as dumbstruck as i'm sure you are)
Dollohoff: Well, my Lord, Harry Potter is going to Hogwarts.
(voldie runs off petrified. you can hear a faint) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! MOMMY!
Professor Quirrel: O-oh n-not ag-g-gain! Quick-ck D-dollohoff! G-get his b-blankie!
Dollohoff: So you'll cover the Hello Kitty doll?
(both run after voldie)
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LOL