Blonde and Proud
Just some stories... XD Funny stories, blonde stories, weird stories... oh, just some awesome stuff.
If you don't want to read stories about me acting 'immature', weird, random, crazy, hyper, blonde, scary, or any adjectives that mean roughly the ones listed above, then DO NOT READ THIS!!!!
Chapter 1
Hey Devil!
Okay, so some of you may know of the song "Hey Devil" by TobyMac. It's an awesome song, and today I'm going to be telling you what I thought the lyrics were before I listened to it over three times!!! So I'll put what I thought the lyrics were in brackets, and the real lyrics out of brackets. If there were lyrics that I had right, then they won't have brackets next to them. =D
She dialed him about 6 PM
She checked her hair in the mirror
And she stepped through the door like this
Three flights down and she's out on the streets
Walkin' brick side-walks
Landin' grey concrete
Uh!
He saw her comin' from a few blocks away
Red scarf in the wind as it started to rain (Blah blah blah rain!)
But then shuffle down the boulevard! (Simple town of boulevards)
Cut me like a deck o' cards
I thought you had me (I want your hype man)
You thought that you had me but
HEY! Devil go on, get your junk outta here (Get your truck outta here)
I don't need you! I don't need you
HEY! Devil go on, get your junk outta here (Get your truck outta here)
I don't need you, so move along
I stepped to it like I knew what I was doin'
I'm the moth, you're a flame (Imma mark your flame)
Never knew you'd be my ruin!
In the blink, of an eye
Element o' surprise
Got my feet on the earth, both fists to the sky! (Blah blah blah sky something)
Shuffle down the boulevard (Simple town of boulevards)
Cut me like a deck o' cards
I thought you had me (I want your hype man)
You thought you had me
Now the plot is thickenin' (Now the blah blah blahing)
Pushing deep under my skin! (Pushing blah blah blah)
I thought you had me (I want your hype man)
You thought that you had me but
HEY! Devil go on, get your junk outta here...
And then I basically messed up on the chorus, and knew the bridge XD. My brother showed me the lyrics two-ish days ago... I was like, facepalm. But now I know them!!! Almost. And sorry if I didn't type the exact lyrics here... I'm nearly there ;).
She dialed him about 6 PM
She checked her hair in the mirror
And she stepped through the door like this
Three flights down and she's out on the streets
Walkin' brick side-walks
Landin' grey concrete
Uh!
He saw her comin' from a few blocks away
Red scarf in the wind as it started to rain (Blah blah blah rain!)
But then shuffle down the boulevard! (Simple town of boulevards)
Cut me like a deck o' cards
I thought you had me (I want your hype man)
You thought that you had me but
HEY! Devil go on, get your junk outta here (Get your truck outta here)
I don't need you! I don't need you
HEY! Devil go on, get your junk outta here (Get your truck outta here)
I don't need you, so move along
I stepped to it like I knew what I was doin'
I'm the moth, you're a flame (Imma mark your flame)
Never knew you'd be my ruin!
In the blink, of an eye
Element o' surprise
Got my feet on the earth, both fists to the sky! (Blah blah blah sky something)
Shuffle down the boulevard (Simple town of boulevards)
Cut me like a deck o' cards
I thought you had me (I want your hype man)
You thought you had me
Now the plot is thickenin' (Now the blah blah blahing)
Pushing deep under my skin! (Pushing blah blah blah)
I thought you had me (I want your hype man)
You thought that you had me but
HEY! Devil go on, get your junk outta here...
And then I basically messed up on the chorus, and knew the bridge XD. My brother showed me the lyrics two-ish days ago... I was like, facepalm. But now I know them!!! Almost. And sorry if I didn't type the exact lyrics here... I'm nearly there ;).



16 Comments
cracking up I'm not the only one who thought it was 'Get your truck outta here!' When I first heard it I was like "Okay...So he has a truck....?"
Yaayyyy I'm not the only one laughs!! xD Yeah, me too. XD XD
i listen to some songs and all i hear is blah blah blah blah!!!!
xD Same here!!!
he he grin!! never go on a two person bike. i once went on one, and my dad was doing all the cycling and it was terrifying as he was going really fast!!
XD I'll keep that in mind :O Your dad sounds like my dad- he'd do that to freak me out anyday XD.
Wow...realy funny, but you say XD about every 2 words
Yep! That's just me. I was laughing hysterically while writing this... :P I love smilies ^-^
hahahahahahaha this made me laugh! & dont feel alone fellow blonde! I have also had my fair share of blonde moments!! (:
xD I'm glad you enjoyed it!! LOL thank you... xD What doesn't help is that my hair actually IS blonde lol!!!
By the way, I love your nickname! We sure are =D
chuckling Done that once or twice...xD We give cashiers something to talk about.
giggles This is true... and, I mean, come on! 10 dollar bills are purple. 5 dollar bills are blue. HOW did I mess that up!?!? Facepalm
haha so is mine!! lol & thanks! & yes ma'am! & proud! :D
=) Epic!!! Welcome and I am proud too :D:D:D
LOL
Hehe