Chose your favorite quotes out of these

Please select all that apply.

• When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes
• freinds are forever, boys are whatever / pals before gals
• pick your socks by their color, and your freinds by their character
• you can always be a better person today than the one you were yesterday
• you can't change your past, but you can change your future
• if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach him how to fish, feed him for a lifetime
• Instead of cursing the dark, light a candle
• when a woman asks you "what?" she is not asking you what she said. she's giving you a chance to change what you said
• a good person helps their freinds. a grat person helps their enemys
• a good freind bails you out of jail. a best freind is sitting there next to you saying "that was so epic"
• when your angry, a good freind will keep you calm. a best freind will come skipping behind you singing "Someones gonna get it"