what I think
Okay. So this is all about what I think on various topics. Yes I know what your thinking. Conceited much? Well yes a bit. But that's not really the reason why I'm doing this. I'm writing this because of Whoopie Goldberg. Yes, again I know what your thinking. WTF?? Why would I read your thing now that I know your a nutcase. Well, my brain is certainly not wired normally but you that's one of my more redeeming qualities. Yours too if your crazy enough to read this.
Okay so I ran out of characters in the intro. If u skipped over it I suggest u go back and read it you lazy bum! I never read the intro's but I'm a hypocrite. If you wanna know what that is look it up. Anyway Whoopie wrote a book called "is it just me or is it crazy out there?" Yeah Whoopie it is. Okay so here it is stuff that goes on in my brain do you dare read it.........
scientists have discovered that 12432343567665453576 people are lazy because they didn't read the number. Fall for it? Did you actually read the number? I didn't. Wow! I think those scientists are psychics. Don't you think we could spare the moment to read a number? No? Well I guess you are right. We don't have a moment to spare in our short lives. lol another thing that I find funny. Our lives are the longest things we'll ever do. Understand? I mean we will be living from the moment we were an embryo until the moment we die. Even if a person dies young. The time that they spent alive will be the longest thing that person ever did. Cool huh. However if you compare human lives to infinity they are pretty short.... But you don't really get anywhere comparing yourself to things.If i compared myself to someone better than me I would be like "Wow I really suck." but if I compared myself to someone maybe in my eyes worse than me I'd be like "Damn your amazing! Oooo lala!" it's all perspective. Some people who you think suck could think very highly of themselves and think you underneath them. You can never really say whether or not your better than someone or not.
Okay I think I've overwhelmed your little brain with these amazing insights. Thank you if you have actually read to this part. I'm very honored. Comment with what you think. Also tell me stuff to talk about. I'm gonna be doing this a lot and if I don't have anything to talk about you will be sorry.
scientists have discovered that 12432343567665453576 people are lazy because they didn't read the number. Fall for it? Did you actually read the number? I didn't. Wow! I think those scientists are psychics. Don't you think we could spare the moment to read a number? No? Well I guess you are right. We don't have a moment to spare in our short lives. lol another thing that I find funny. Our lives are the longest things we'll ever do. Understand? I mean we will be living from the moment we were an embryo until the moment we die. Even if a person dies young. The time that they spent alive will be the longest thing that person ever did. Cool huh. However if you compare human lives to infinity they are pretty short.... But you don't really get anywhere comparing yourself to things.If i compared myself to someone better than me I would be like "Wow I really suck." but if I compared myself to someone maybe in my eyes worse than me I'd be like "Damn your amazing! Oooo lala!" it's all perspective. Some people who you think suck could think very highly of themselves and think you underneath them. You can never really say whether or not your better than someone or not.
Okay I think I've overwhelmed your little brain with these amazing insights. Thank you if you have actually read to this part. I'm very honored. Comment with what you think. Also tell me stuff to talk about. I'm gonna be doing this a lot and if I don't have anything to talk about you will be sorry.
14 Comments
sadly, i understand this all, n i did read the #....
mind if i repost, n add the link to this? i think others might wanna read this...
yeah... I was wondering how many peeps would understand my rambling.... Wow! you aren't lazy someone pulled this trick on me and I just scanned over the number.
I understood all of thiz. And read the #.
How did u write something like tht w/o getting confused?
call it a crazy talent. Should I write more?
Definetely:)
cool. anything u want me to write?
u should write more!
kk
I understood, again:)
Thiz one wz alot better thn the last :)
i understood this...
lol used to mean laugh out loud
now it means i have nothing else to say
Oh good I'm glad u liked it.
oh, i put a link 2 this story on my story the unedited life of heather mellissa
Blush did u actually think it wz that good????