READ ME MUTHERFVCKERS!!! pwease?
DOES THIS LOOK LIKETHE STORY DUMBASS?!!! LOOK BELOW!
Chapter 1
I-HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO CALL THIS!!!!
"I know that you want to be a candian priest!"
-Me because I cannot read or hear
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes"
-Jim Carry (or whatever)
"Off is the direction that I would like you to fvck"
-Some annymous aweosme person, and me when I said this to my little brother (AGE EIGHT TOO! lol)
"AAHHH!!! KRONOS IS WEARING PINK!"
-Daina
"SHE DUMPED YOU BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER YOU ASS HAT!"
-Jodi
"POMOGRANATE POWER!"
-Me
"I AM WEIRD AND I AM PROUD!"
-Me again
"WTF? WHY ARE MOST OF THESE QUOTES FROM ME?"
-Me
"I BELIEVE I CAN-FVCK!"
-Mail "Matt" Jeevas
"RYUK IS LOOKIN' AT MEH"
-Random YouTube video (THAT IS HILARIOUS)
"I AM MR. WOMAN"
-Mr. Woman
"BELIEVE IT!"
-NAruto
"WTF? WHY DID I QUOTE NAURTO? I AM SUCH A NARUTARD"
-Me
"I WAS BORN TO BE THE FVCKING FAIRY PRINCESS"
-Mail "Matt" Jeevas
"In soviet Russia, you do not do gay dance, gay dance does YOU"
-Me
-Me because I cannot read or hear
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes"
-Jim Carry (or whatever)
"Off is the direction that I would like you to fvck"
-Some annymous aweosme person, and me when I said this to my little brother (AGE EIGHT TOO! lol)
"AAHHH!!! KRONOS IS WEARING PINK!"
-Daina
"SHE DUMPED YOU BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER YOU ASS HAT!"
-Jodi
"POMOGRANATE POWER!"
-Me
"I AM WEIRD AND I AM PROUD!"
-Me again
"WTF? WHY ARE MOST OF THESE QUOTES FROM ME?"
-Me
"I BELIEVE I CAN-FVCK!"
-Mail "Matt" Jeevas
"RYUK IS LOOKIN' AT MEH"
-Random YouTube video (THAT IS HILARIOUS)
"I AM MR. WOMAN"
-Mr. Woman
"BELIEVE IT!"
-NAruto
"WTF? WHY DID I QUOTE NAURTO? I AM SUCH A NARUTARD"
-Me
"I WAS BORN TO BE THE FVCKING FAIRY PRINCESS"
-Mail "Matt" Jeevas
"In soviet Russia, you do not do gay dance, gay dance does YOU"
-Me



36 Comments
cool :D
I like it
Cool! XD You Included me! Yay!
I HAD too. THAT IS THE BEST QUOTE EVER!! I HAD TO USE IT!!!
when did kronos wear pink? O.o
XD Thanks! XD
OMG WHEN DID KRONOS WEAR PINK!?!?!?
Ask Daina
When I made him...0_0 so not worth it....
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes"
-Jim Carry (or whatever)
Lol.
LOL ya know what movie that's fom? huh?
Bruce Almighty
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
is so fvckin hilarious!!!!
lol!!!! this is ingenious!!! xD
THANKYOU FOR RECOGNISING MY GENIUSNESS! lol and my insanity. THANKS!
Next!!!!
lol I will add more quotes. TO THE QUOTE MOBILE!!! lol
Lol more!!!!!! XD
WHEN I FIND MORE FUNNY THINGS! I know...I'm going to use the anteater ting...