HIgh School

1. When teachers tell you to be quiet, you keep talking
2. When teachers tell you to put your music up, turn up the volume
3. When it is spirit week, GO CRAZY!
4. When a rumor is spread about a teacher, believe it.
5. When people say Mrs. George is crazy and eats chalk, Believe me, it's true.
6. Even if you are spanish, you will struggle with spanish class
7. AP Lit isn't AP, it's the dumb class
8. When your told to do an assignment in AP Lit, turn it in three weeks later.
9. Pay your senior dues in December
10. Your principle is jsut one of the students, he even acts like one :)
11. Fire Drills are not drills in which you go and do it with your girlfriend on the bleachers ( yes someone actually did it)
12. When you read this, someone is currently smokin somewhere
13. Proxies make life so much easier in a blocked school
14. Where doing assignments means breaking school fire walls
15. What they say you can'yt get around, well it's been gotten around with a proxy.
16. Nothing is a blocked as you think it is.
17. Ghetto has a whole new meaning