Things people say that make my life crazy

Do you mind if I stalk you?
-my crush

You know what, your annoying.
-my brother Jonah

Let's go to Winderpluso!
-My sister, Jada, and her imaginary friend

We grow up to fast
-The Runaway State

I don't want ice cream, I'm not in the mood for your childish snacks
-The mean 9th grader who's my neighbor

NEMESIS!
-My nemesis Erika

BUCK UP!
-Dad

WHY DOES THIS CHICKEN TASTE LIKE POO!?!!
-Jonah

How do you know what poop tastes like?
-Dad

I will eat your brain, devour your soul, and throw away your wrinkly heart!
-Erika (She's really mean to me. I don't know why.)

KOBA IS MY BABE!
-my brother Anthony (How I got my username)

I HAVE THE CUPCAKE! I MAKE THE RULES!
-Jonah copying my iPod background

Stop putting me in your quote stuff!
-Jonah

I'm still your stalker
-my crush reminding me

HOSPITALS ARE FOR WIMPY SNAKES!
-Erika

Jonah: How do you remember everything people say?
Me: How did you make it to grade school?
Jonah: SHUT UP!

Ew, your Koba's stalker!
-Erika talking to my crush

THE END IS NEAR! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
-Jada pretending she's in a tsunami (big imagination)

Why don't I get a stalker?
-my camp buddy, Rebecca

Math is depressing!
-my crush

You're really unpopular!
-Erika

THESE POTATOES TASTE LIKE POO TOO!
-Jonah

I have batophobia, hippophobia, and melissophobia
-Anthony (I don't what they mean. Look it up for me.)

All we need is love, sweet love, I'll drive you to the other side of the world if you want. Only love can make me feel so alive when your gone.
-my crush singing

I'm running, fast, running from my fears, running from my tears
-Rebecca's poem

THESE PEAS TASTE LIKE POOP!
-Jonah

What's your number? I can text you, so I can fully become a stalker!
-my crush in a creepy voice

I used to be love drunk but now I'm hungover
-Anthony singing in the shower

Why do you have a boy in your contacts? Is he your boyfriend? Is he in love with you? Is he your crush? Are you in love with him?
-my sister, Ashley, being nosy

snore snore
-Erika sleeping in history class

high school is coming up! Prepare for the most hideous, worst time of your lives!
-my teacher

BOO!
-Jada in her halloween costume (she's going as a grizzly bear! So cute!)

STOP WRITING ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY AND GO TO SLEEP!
-Mom

BYE BYE! Hope you enjoyed. I'm serious look up those phobias for me. BYE BYE! THANKS TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAID I CAN USE THERE NAMES AND STUFF! BYE BYE!