Hunger Games-Themed StarKid Songs!
I'll probably make these in Math... Thank you, Mrs. Cook, for putting me in the back corner!
Katniss:
In this coal-filled Seam I feel so mad and feel so sad towards my mother, the Capitol, and Prim.
How hungry we are, but I'll never end my spar with the Capitol, oh, yes, it is true!
I don't want to die, but I don't want to fly like a mockingjay!
The Capitol is gaga, they threw me in an arena! But I'm still alive!.
I am so sick of this game we play!
It's the Reaping so I'm gonna escape!
But I can't leave Prim, so I guess I'll stay!
I gotta fight 'til I die!
Many tributes I have to kill!
I gotta get myself to fight!
And win so I can pay the bill!
To use swords and use spear and knives galore!
And practice with bows and arrows some more!
I need to fight, I need to survive
The Games, Games, oh, I don't wanna go!
My prep team is so very stupid!
They wax and make my teeth grit!
My fellow tributes I wanna hit,
because that would be totally awesome!
I am now lit on fire!
I hope the damage isn't dire!
But the ratings put me higher,
so I guess that is totally awesome!
Peeta:
Yeah, because that is totally awesome!
(/speaking/)
Did somebody say Peeta Mellark?
DIALOGUE
(/singing/)
All I want to do is bake some bread!
But very soon my body will be stained red!
(Katniss) That's right, I'll win- (Peeta) And I will be dead,
Both:
So I guess that is totally awesome!
We will shed blood, we'll fight so hard!
'Til we're smashed into a tiny shard!
Rue:
Wait, Katniss, I might want to join this alliance, I'm far to young to DIE!
DIALOGUE
I may be twelve, and very tiny,
But don't you fret, I'm not that whiny!
I may be small, but that is just me,
And well guys, yeah that totally awesome!
I may look like I will take flight-
Peeta:
Yeah, but how can you actually fight?
Katniss:
Peeta, lay off, she's the only ally we've got!
Peeta:
And that's cool-
Rue:
And that's totally awesome!
Trio:
Yeah, it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
We're sick of bloodshed and all this gore!
We have to win so we'll fight some more!
It's Cornucopia time! We can win this thing yet!
We gotta fight 'til we die!
Many tributes we have to kill!
We gotta get ourselves to fight!
And win so we can pay the bill!
To use swords and use spears and knives galore!
And practice with bows and arrows some more!
We need to fight, we need to survive
The Games, Games, oh, I don't wanna go!
Katniss:
(/speaking/)
Who's this?
Peeta:
(/speaking/)
Aw, this is that stupid bìtch from Eight. Bìtch from Eight, this is Katniss . . . Everdeen.
Eight Girl:
(/speaking/)
You're Katniss Everdeen! You're the Girl Who Was on Fire!
Katniss:
(/speaking/)
Yeah, and you're a bîtch.
Eight Girl:
(/speaking/)
Oh, it's bìtchy.
Katniss:
(/speaking/)
Cool, bìtch is fine.
Peeta:
(/speaking/)
Stupid bìtch!
Rue:
(/speaking/)
Hey, do you guys hear music or something?
Careers:
Careers! Cato, Clove, and Glimmer!
Marvel, and District Four - hey!
We are going to kill you! Careers!
(Kill Eight Girl and Rue)
Foxface:
(/speaking/)
Did somebody say "Fox?"
(/singing/)
This year you bet, I will survive!
Kill people, and the rest of you guys!
So go ahead and mutter your goodbyes,
'cause this is gonna be totally awesome!
Look out Panem, for I will win!
I will ignore your unpleasant din!
I will throw you in a trash bin,
And then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!
Thresh:
(/deep voice, singing/)
No, I'll be the one who is totally awesome!
Ghost-Rue:
(/speaking/)
Come on, guy, let's run!
All:
Who knows how fast we all will die?
Bloodbath, Day One, or maybe Day Five!
Katniss:
And I will win, because I am so fly!
Peeta:
Oh, yeah, that'd be totally awesome!
Capitol Citizens:
How 'bout Bloodbath? Some gore and bloodstains!
These will not be delayed by any rain!
Hopefully, these Games won't be lame!
Here we go, this is totally awesome!
Careers:
The prepping's over and we're itchin' to maim!
Foxface:
Why doesn't anybody know my name?
Peeta:
We won't die if - Claudius Templesmith!
All:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Claudius Templesmith:
I welcooooooooooooooooooooome tributes to these Games!
Sixty seconds, off your plates!
Twenty-three of you will be maimed!
One will have several forced - er.... - dates!
Welcome, welcome, welcome tributes,
Welcome Districts One through Twelve!
Don't worry, here's my rebuke:
Now, let's go over some rules!
(/speaking/)
My name is Claudius Templesmith, and I am the announcer of these Games. Don't step off your plate until the gong rings. And don't eat each it her. Happy Hunger Games!
Tributes:
To use swords and use spears and knives galore!
And practice with bows and arrows some more!
We need to fight, we need to survive
The Games, Games, oh, I don't wanna go!
To use maces and daggers and various bombs
Careers:
Let's win this thing!
Bloodbath tributes:
Oh, uh-oh!
Rue, Thresh, and Foxface:
Aw, shìt!
Katniss and Peeta:
Let's get done!
Capitol citizens:
We are bloodthirsty, cruel and slim!
The Games, Games-
Katniss:
Well, here I go!
(On final beat, tributes pose. For example, Bloodbath tributes cower or lie down, Careers hold clubs over other's heads, and Foxface runs away.)
Yeah, I made this up in math. I had Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts stuck in my head, all right? And it really isn't in order, but oh well! Hope you giggled!
~Foxface ^-_-^
In this coal-filled Seam I feel so mad and feel so sad towards my mother, the Capitol, and Prim.
How hungry we are, but I'll never end my spar with the Capitol, oh, yes, it is true!
I don't want to die, but I don't want to fly like a mockingjay!
The Capitol is gaga, they threw me in an arena! But I'm still alive!.
I am so sick of this game we play!
It's the Reaping so I'm gonna escape!
But I can't leave Prim, so I guess I'll stay!
I gotta fight 'til I die!
Many tributes I have to kill!
I gotta get myself to fight!
And win so I can pay the bill!
To use swords and use spear and knives galore!
And practice with bows and arrows some more!
I need to fight, I need to survive
The Games, Games, oh, I don't wanna go!
My prep team is so very stupid!
They wax and make my teeth grit!
My fellow tributes I wanna hit,
because that would be totally awesome!
I am now lit on fire!
I hope the damage isn't dire!
But the ratings put me higher,
so I guess that is totally awesome!
Peeta:
Yeah, because that is totally awesome!
(/speaking/)
Did somebody say Peeta Mellark?
DIALOGUE
(/singing/)
All I want to do is bake some bread!
But very soon my body will be stained red!
(Katniss) That's right, I'll win- (Peeta) And I will be dead,
Both:
So I guess that is totally awesome!
We will shed blood, we'll fight so hard!
'Til we're smashed into a tiny shard!
Rue:
Wait, Katniss, I might want to join this alliance, I'm far to young to DIE!
DIALOGUE
I may be twelve, and very tiny,
But don't you fret, I'm not that whiny!
I may be small, but that is just me,
And well guys, yeah that totally awesome!
I may look like I will take flight-
Peeta:
Yeah, but how can you actually fight?
Katniss:
Peeta, lay off, she's the only ally we've got!
Peeta:
And that's cool-
Rue:
And that's totally awesome!
Trio:
Yeah, it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
We're sick of bloodshed and all this gore!
We have to win so we'll fight some more!
It's Cornucopia time! We can win this thing yet!
We gotta fight 'til we die!
Many tributes we have to kill!
We gotta get ourselves to fight!
And win so we can pay the bill!
To use swords and use spears and knives galore!
And practice with bows and arrows some more!
We need to fight, we need to survive
The Games, Games, oh, I don't wanna go!
Katniss:
(/speaking/)
Who's this?
Peeta:
(/speaking/)
Aw, this is that stupid bìtch from Eight. Bìtch from Eight, this is Katniss . . . Everdeen.
Eight Girl:
(/speaking/)
You're Katniss Everdeen! You're the Girl Who Was on Fire!
Katniss:
(/speaking/)
Yeah, and you're a bîtch.
Eight Girl:
(/speaking/)
Oh, it's bìtchy.
Katniss:
(/speaking/)
Cool, bìtch is fine.
Peeta:
(/speaking/)
Stupid bìtch!
Rue:
(/speaking/)
Hey, do you guys hear music or something?
Careers:
Careers! Cato, Clove, and Glimmer!
Marvel, and District Four - hey!
We are going to kill you! Careers!
(Kill Eight Girl and Rue)
Foxface:
(/speaking/)
Did somebody say "Fox?"
(/singing/)
This year you bet, I will survive!
Kill people, and the rest of you guys!
So go ahead and mutter your goodbyes,
'cause this is gonna be totally awesome!
Look out Panem, for I will win!
I will ignore your unpleasant din!
I will throw you in a trash bin,
And then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!
Thresh:
(/deep voice, singing/)
No, I'll be the one who is totally awesome!
Ghost-Rue:
(/speaking/)
Come on, guy, let's run!
All:
Who knows how fast we all will die?
Bloodbath, Day One, or maybe Day Five!
Katniss:
And I will win, because I am so fly!
Peeta:
Oh, yeah, that'd be totally awesome!
Capitol Citizens:
How 'bout Bloodbath? Some gore and bloodstains!
These will not be delayed by any rain!
Hopefully, these Games won't be lame!
Here we go, this is totally awesome!
Careers:
The prepping's over and we're itchin' to maim!
Foxface:
Why doesn't anybody know my name?
Peeta:
We won't die if - Claudius Templesmith!
All:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Claudius Templesmith:
I welcooooooooooooooooooooome tributes to these Games!
Sixty seconds, off your plates!
Twenty-three of you will be maimed!
One will have several forced - er.... - dates!
Welcome, welcome, welcome tributes,
Welcome Districts One through Twelve!
Don't worry, here's my rebuke:
Now, let's go over some rules!
(/speaking/)
My name is Claudius Templesmith, and I am the announcer of these Games. Don't step off your plate until the gong rings. And don't eat each it her. Happy Hunger Games!
Tributes:
To use swords and use spears and knives galore!
And practice with bows and arrows some more!
We need to fight, we need to survive
The Games, Games, oh, I don't wanna go!
To use maces and daggers and various bombs
Careers:
Let's win this thing!
Bloodbath tributes:
Oh, uh-oh!
Rue, Thresh, and Foxface:
Aw, shìt!
Katniss and Peeta:
Let's get done!
Capitol citizens:
We are bloodthirsty, cruel and slim!
The Games, Games-
Katniss:
Well, here I go!
(On final beat, tributes pose. For example, Bloodbath tributes cower or lie down, Careers hold clubs over other's heads, and Foxface runs away.)
Yeah, I made this up in math. I had Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts stuck in my head, all right? And it really isn't in order, but oh well! Hope you giggled!
~Foxface ^-_-^
22 Comments
This is combinig the tree best things I can think of. Hunger Games, Starkid, and musicals. I love you GraceAnne. AND IT"S TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!
Hehe, gracias, Annemarie. It was stuck in my head but I was thinking about the Hunger Games and thus it was born.
Hehe! That was great! I just got finished with Book One yesterday. It's so good!
That was boss. So amazing :)
Combining of my favorite thing... Starkid... and as for hunger games... eh.
OMG THE FREAKING BOSS!!!!!
hahaa love this! But you did forget the whole Cho Chang I amd so in love with but whatever, brilliant of aceness!
The Careers sang Cho Chang's part, but there is no dialogue for Cho Chang. I just skipped straight to Draco/Foxface's part.
awesome!
LOVE!
I love you GraceAnne. I love you
Aw, did I finally make you see how much better Foxface is than Clove? Guess what I learned in Math today? Foxface > Clove. ;)
Guess what I learned!
Clove>Foxface
GraceAnne=Funny+Extreamly Blonde to fall for my awesome blueberry trick
Me=Brilliant+Funny.
Foxface > Clove
Annemarie = a bitch(100) + Extremely un-funny
GraceAnne = blonde(funny) + pure awesome
Clove>Foxface
Annemarie=Giving you a bad ending in TBAC--Caring about it+awesometasteful writing skills
GraceAnne=Getting her ego destroyed because of my awesome hilariousness.
Go die in a ditch. Quit making me look like an idiot!
But that's what I do best! :)
Well.... Meh.
Haha, victory! :D
hahahaha this is totally freakin awesome