Strange Things My Friends and I Have Done Out of Pure Boredom
Warning:
The following chapters contain possibly the strangest things you've ever imagined, and quite a few you possibly haven't.
I recommend this to anyone who gets bored easily, but not to anyone who has absolutely no sense of humor, and this one just happens to be a perfect one to read when you have too much spare time
Each chapter will contain an explanation on what we did, and a dialogue following it.
Enjoy!
I will have a little introduction, to introduce my friends, who will be frequent in here... And my sisters, too.
My Sisters:
(For my sisters, because I have four, I will simply use the names in the book Pride and Prejudice )
Jane- Oldest, and so annoying. She will always bother me about every little thing I do! From cleaning the playroom, to cleaning my room, to cleaning the bathroom, to annoying me about going outside... Stuff like that.
Elizabeth- Second oldest. She's one of those kids who makes the cut, making her the youngest in her grade. She is the perfect child: She can play any instrument she picks up, she can sing, she is in her school play, she's pretty she gets good grades, all the teachers love her... you get the picture.
Mary- She is my twin, not identical, in fact, we are exact opposites. She's older. She is the smart one, and she is overprotective and annoying, She's always telling me to do everything I need to do, like Jane.
Kitty- I would be Kitty, so yeah... Yay me!
Lydia- She's the youngest... obviously... and my mom refers to her as a "mini-me." And my mom's theory is that the reason she annoys me so much is because she's the most like me. She is always quoting her favorite TV Shows, like Spongebob.
Now that we got my sisters out of the way, we should now move onto my friends, who are going to be the main focus of this entire story. (Note: I didn't want to use my friend's real names. These names were picked randomly from a name generator, so don't laugh if they sound strange.)
Friends:
Sparkle- Crazy Friend who is Mexican, so we don't let this fact slip aside. Yes, you might say we are, in a way, racist, but I prefer to think of it as, "taking advantage of another's nationality for the sake of laughter."
Natalya- My one close friend who doesn't like to talk to me during lunch, because she sees me "All day." We will be poking fun at her heritage as well...
Lada- Other friend in my twin's class who has recently had back surgery. She is zany, and she doesn't know when to stop joking around.
Benedetta- Other friend in my twin's class. She doesn't really like me, so... yeah... she would probably kill me if she found out that I was talking about her... But luckily, my friend's in Mary's class will not be in this story as much...
Georgia- My friend who can be a little inappropriate at times... I don't think much more needs to be said on that...
Mary- Isn't that great? My twin also gets to be included in my group of friends! Yay!
Well, now that I have introduced you to all of my friends, and risked getting murdered for posting stuff about them on the Internet, we should probably get to the actual reason you're here: To hear about strange stuff!
My Sisters:
(For my sisters, because I have four, I will simply use the names in the book Pride and Prejudice )
Jane- Oldest, and so annoying. She will always bother me about every little thing I do! From cleaning the playroom, to cleaning my room, to cleaning the bathroom, to annoying me about going outside... Stuff like that.
Elizabeth- Second oldest. She's one of those kids who makes the cut, making her the youngest in her grade. She is the perfect child: She can play any instrument she picks up, she can sing, she is in her school play, she's pretty she gets good grades, all the teachers love her... you get the picture.
Mary- She is my twin, not identical, in fact, we are exact opposites. She's older. She is the smart one, and she is overprotective and annoying, She's always telling me to do everything I need to do, like Jane.
Kitty- I would be Kitty, so yeah... Yay me!
Lydia- She's the youngest... obviously... and my mom refers to her as a "mini-me." And my mom's theory is that the reason she annoys me so much is because she's the most like me. She is always quoting her favorite TV Shows, like Spongebob.
Now that we got my sisters out of the way, we should now move onto my friends, who are going to be the main focus of this entire story. (Note: I didn't want to use my friend's real names. These names were picked randomly from a name generator, so don't laugh if they sound strange.)
Friends:
Sparkle- Crazy Friend who is Mexican, so we don't let this fact slip aside. Yes, you might say we are, in a way, racist, but I prefer to think of it as, "taking advantage of another's nationality for the sake of laughter."
Natalya- My one close friend who doesn't like to talk to me during lunch, because she sees me "All day." We will be poking fun at her heritage as well...
Lada- Other friend in my twin's class who has recently had back surgery. She is zany, and she doesn't know when to stop joking around.
Benedetta- Other friend in my twin's class. She doesn't really like me, so... yeah... she would probably kill me if she found out that I was talking about her... But luckily, my friend's in Mary's class will not be in this story as much...
Georgia- My friend who can be a little inappropriate at times... I don't think much more needs to be said on that...
Mary- Isn't that great? My twin also gets to be included in my group of friends! Yay!
Well, now that I have introduced you to all of my friends, and risked getting murdered for posting stuff about them on the Internet, we should probably get to the actual reason you're here: To hear about strange stuff!
4 Comments
xD Nice!
Chuckles
xDD Nice, Andrea.
wow.......lol