293 things to do in class, when you are bored
just boredom, a few a day
Chapter 1
firts ten
1.Speak in improper English like ain’t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
2.Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3.When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4.If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5.When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two ’
6.Randomly raise your hand and say “The answer is three ”
7.Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest’ in the class and demand to be moved up.
8.During a test, tell the teachers `the voices’ are making you cheat
9.Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
10.Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.
2.Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3.When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4.If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5.When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two ’
6.Randomly raise your hand and say “The answer is three ”
7.Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest’ in the class and demand to be moved up.
8.During a test, tell the teachers `the voices’ are making you cheat
9.Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
10.Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.



43 Comments
these are hilarious!!!!
ill do more tomorrow
YaY
XD awesome I have done most of them before.
Ha ha ha LOL! :)
its a shame i don't go to school!
:D
These are so funny! if I didn't go to such an uptight school I would do these. Numbers 4 and 6 are my favorites. :)
If only I wasn;t homeschooled...I would SOOO do these if I wasn;t...Mabeuy I should do then in Latin...Hehehe...Oh god Magistra Blain would KILL me...Anyway LOL THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!!
I saw these on that one website XD I died when I read them
i am so doing ALL of these before school is over this year! XD
lol 30
im doing all of it next time im at school.