Have you ever broken a bone? Tell me your injury stories!!

i broke my collar bone once when i was 8 or 9 years old. i was swinging between a chair and a windowsill and i fell, lol.
i'm surprised i haven't got any more broken bones though since i've had quite a few really hard hits since then.

now that i think about it i might have broke my toe a year ago when i tried to kick the tire of my quad as hard as i could and i missed and kicked the rim instead, that hurt like a son of a gun