This One Time At Band Camp (Dirty)

What loser gets lost walking in the woods of their pwn property? Me. That's who.
I decided to go on a walk on my 16 acre property. I thought I knew every leaf, rock and branch but I guess not because here I am completely lost.
The trees creeked in the strong wind and leaves whipped into the empty spaces around me. They stuck in my hair and I was cold to the bone, shivering so violently that I couldn't see straight. WHERE AM I?!?!?!
Of course, being in jean shorts and a men's large Charlie the Unicorn t-shirt from Hot Topic is silly for a cold summer evening walk. Oh well. Don't forget black Converse with my friend's grafitti upon it.
The sun is setting soon and is taking the day's warm with it. It's obviously pretty late and I'm not getting home tonight. Sh^t.
Braches are moving up ahead... there's a stick crack.. oh no. An animal is coming to eat me. I can already visualize it's shining white teeth stained with the crimson blood of it's previous kill. It's breath is a putrid mix of ripped flesh and irony blood.... the rustling is closer.. IT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
"Hello?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed in a completely stereotypical girl from a horror movie.
"HEY! ITS OKAY!"
I calmed down enough to see an extremely attractive tall and lean boy in a blue uniform. He had dark hair, skin and a great tan. Essentially, he was extremely hot despite his slightly oily skin that was lightly dotted with zits.
"I'm lost." I pouted. Time to put on the female charm. "And cold."
"Aw, you poor thing. Come on, I'll bring you back to camp."
"Camp?" I cocked my head to the side.
"All boys band camp."
Excellent ;)