Random Crap My Friend Says

Ok here's the conversation we were having.

Val:Hey Valley,you have any idea where Jase is?
Me:No,and don't call me Valley..anyways,I thought you hated Jase.Why are you looking for him?
Val:I do hate him,I just want to kick his @zz.
Me:Val...go annoy someone else.
Val:Why?Annoying you is fun.
Me:Please don't make me get up and kick you.
Val:Fine!I'll go bug someone else.

Then he goes and sulks for a few hours

Val:Hey!HEY!VAL!!!!!
Me:Stop Yelling!!!!
Val:Ok..you didn't have to yell
Me:sigh What do you want this time?
Val:....I don't remember.
Me:.......
Val:Now I remember.Can I borrow a skirt?
Me:WTF?Why do you want a skirt?
Val:Cause I'm gonna wear it for Halloween.
Me:Val..Halloween is weeks away and why would you wear a skirt?
Val:Cause I'm scottish(total lie)..and I like a good breeze.
Me:....I think I've been scarred for life.
Val:Well you asked..Bye now.

He leaves in all his weird glory.Yeah,thats my buddy.