A Day In The Life Of A Chocolate Bar.

Now, First Of All I Want To Make Sure All You 'Human Beans' Under Stand Whats Going On.

I Want To Send A Massage To All You Chocolate Eating People, How Do You Think, I, A Normal Guy, Feels When His Family And Friends Are Getting Eatin' Right In Frount Of His Eyes... Cant Answer... Well I Can!

It Feels Shit, I Mean, When Some Old Anoyying Bag Gos, Thats Fine. But When Your Mom Gos, How The Hell Am I Ment To Be Happy!

Who The Hell Is Going To Make My Lunch!!! Just Because Im A Chocolate Bar, Doesnt Mean I Dont Have Feelings!!! I Do Have Feelings!!!

Every Single Square On My Rectangular Body Has Feelings In Them, And You Have No Right To Judje Chocolate Bars Just Cause They Are Not Your Kind!!!

Now, I Have Been Nice, And I Am Leting These Camra Men Film Me As I Show Them What A Normal, Average, Chocolate Bar Does On His Normal Day.

Now You Better Bloody Enjoy This!!!